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[Karkov]

The thing that annoys me most with selfies is that they always seem to do pout-face. Why don't they just smile, like a normal person?

It's the duckface virus. Any time an affected person is holding a camera pointed at themselves, they have to make a pouty face. It's not their fault, it's just a disease!

Truth. Duckface is a necessary propagational/structural component of the 'selfie' infovirus. You might as well ask "why can't lolcat writers spell properly?", or "why must all pizza delivery guys be samurai?". Useful as a koan, if nothing else.

You reminded me that I need to go buy Snow Crash on my way home, thank you for that.  Hope the local Hastings has a copy.

[Octobomb]

It's not that I'm especially good at cat-related links. It's that everything on the Internet is slowly becoming nothing but cats.

The Internet is more than happy to agree. Daaaaw.

[SealyStar]

It's not that I'm especially good at cat-related links. It's that everything on the Internet is slowly becoming nothing but cats.

Back in 2012, it looked like ponies might be on track to counter the cat menace, but that fell through, I guess. So... I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords!

[Erils]

Wait, if cats are starting to conquer our world via the internet and become our overlords, does that mean that we are slowly becoming dwarves?

[SealyStar]

We must lead the Dwarven resistance against the cats.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Wait, if cats are starting to conquer our world via the internet and become our overlords, does that mean that we are slowly becoming dwarves?

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[My Name is Immaterial]

The things you find by going to the forum's home page.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

The things you find by going to the forum's home page.

I didn't even know this was a thing, neat. The first post is was something hilarious, too.

[Dutchling]

Got my vote pass (first time :v).
On the back it says: "Do you not have a vote pass? (...)"

What.

[Graknorke]

Got my vote pass (first time :v).
On the back it says: "Do you not have a vote pass? (...)"

What.

Maybe they thought you were a time traveller. Don't worry, it happens.

[GiglameshDespair]

Got my vote pass (first time :v).
On the back it says: "Do you not have a vote pass? (...)"

What.

You know, I don't think you do.

[Eotyrannus]

Hey, so does anyone remember when I was talking about how I got my character in a God RP murdered by some horse god daemon guy?

Yeah, he's annoyed Pluto. And because Pluto's so strong, Pluto's current allies (the second-strongest player pantheon) are also being urged to beat up said guy.

Karma is sweet. My WTF is how he failed so badly. Still waiting for him to post how he achieved this.

[Putnam]

I think there may actually be something odd about my emotion-feeling stuff...

I just got 60% on a test. I'm fluctuating rapidly between downtrodden and excited about it. The most disconcerting part is that I don't know which I should be.

[Frumple]

If you can be excited about it, be excited about it. Positive emotional reaction is almost always the better one, and definitely the better one in the given situation.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm trying to remember this animation I saw on youtube. About these two people who fight over a treasure map and end up ripping it in half, so thye go questing together. One wears a scarf over his neck/lower face and is more serious. It's all dialogue-less, and ends with them giving the map to two other people and riding off while the new pair fight over the map.