So, Facebook. Haven't used it for a long time. Last used was prob when my last girlfriend broke up with me. So, around 5-6 years now...
Chances of remember password. 10%...
So, click Forgotten Password.
Email choice is linked to an OLD EMAIL that was Pornspammed while in Highschool (kids signup to "Free" Pornnewsletters and such with your email address), so yeah thats long gone unused and forgotten and am now in Gmail.
Phone Choice. Hey look at that, the number is right BUT, Optus decided that my house is a blackhole of deadzone that the moment I even step within 10m of the place my Phone loses all connection, so either I have to go play Statue of Liberty outside in the rain or something to get that code...
Only real choice is to try this, "No longer have access" option, seems like its designed to allow you to connect your account to your new email/phone if the old doesn't work, SOUNDS GREAT, how does it work???
You choose 3 of your Trusted Friends that you have external contact with (phone, family, etc) and get a special security code that gets sent to them. Ok. Sounds good so far, you would choose your family members right?
WRONG!!!
FACEBOOK CHOOSES 20 OR SO OFF YOUR FRIENDLIST AND WHEN YOU CHOOSE ONE 1/3 DISAPPEARS THEN 1/2 DISAPPEARS LEAVING YOU WITH PEOPLE THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY FUCKING CONTACT WITH EXTERNALLY OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK ITSELF!!! BRILLIANT!!!