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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14939642 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43200 on: January 23, 2014, 10:57:19 am »

What are they on and where can I get some?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43201 on: January 23, 2014, 11:01:01 am »

They're on bags of money. You can get some by putting a game clone onto a social media network, but you run the risk of contracting laywers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43202 on: January 23, 2014, 11:04:08 am »

Trust us; you DONT want to contract chronic lawyer syndrome.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43203 on: January 23, 2014, 11:07:41 am »

Yes, I've heard it's a pain in the ass to get fixed.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43205 on: January 23, 2014, 12:18:28 pm »

... telemarketer/scammer. Called. Trying to ripoff the elderly. Asked if there were any here. Told 'em no. Dude said I sounded like someone over 65. I... I'm not even 30 yet ;_;

First time I've been confused with an old person, though. Folks get the gender wrong all the time, but that's the first time the age has been wildly disparate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43206 on: January 23, 2014, 12:19:37 pm »

Your true self is actually a 65 year old woman.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43207 on: January 23, 2014, 12:27:56 pm »

Sooo my parents forgot to pay a Lowe's card.

Yesterday somone from India called my dad and tried to get him to pay.

Sounds like the one missed payment on a membership card is going to bankrupt them.

More hilarious and WTFey then annoying :P

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« Reply #43208 on: January 23, 2014, 12:31:15 pm »

I am unpleasantly reminded of Four Lions.
Hahah, yeah.
That was a good movie, amusing to know just how factual it was. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43209 on: January 23, 2014, 12:43:41 pm »

It's remarkable how incompetent some of these terrorists are.

Not too long ago there was a group of muslims who tried to launch a bomb-and-gun attack on an English Defence League rally. Luckily, no one really likes the EDL because they're xenophobic nationalists, so the would-be bombers showed up two hours late and missed it. As they drove home, they got pulled over and their car was impounded for some unrelated reason. It was only much later in a routine search they found this stockpile of weapons and explosives in the car.

Now they're all in jail and no one misses them.
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« Reply #43210 on: January 23, 2014, 12:57:50 pm »

I imagine their fellow jihadists probably miss them... less people to delegate the crappy jobs to, after all. :P
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« Reply #43211 on: January 23, 2014, 01:42:02 pm »

Just remember guys, Jihadists aren't the only people who are terrorists. There are plenty of terrorists from other nationalities (even Buddhist terrorists in the 969 Movement that have done violent attacks.)
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« Reply #43212 on: January 23, 2014, 01:48:51 pm »

Well, obviously. "Terrorist" is an incredibly broad term.
He specified that the terrorists in question were muslim, though, so I'm just assuming.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43213 on: January 23, 2014, 02:39:27 pm »

I am unpleasantly reminded of Four Lions.

I don't know if there's any way I can comment on this and properly express how ridiculous this is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #43214 on: January 23, 2014, 02:40:46 pm »

That is so much like "Rubber dingy rapids, bro!".
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