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[Octobomb]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

Have a priest bless your main water inflow pipe. Guaranteed mummy-pipe-free for 90 days.

Thats a good one.. So no one else does not notice anything strange on that picture besides the "mummy" pipes? 

It exploded and then the leaking water froze?

Not exactly.. its boiler what is leaking.. The boiler is ACI one and the heating shell just rusted through and now it's leaking slowly.
And the fact that the attic has temperatures like -16C or so.. well yeah.. water froze and only center hole in the bucket didn't thats where the water leaked to.. Getting new boiler tomorrow
EDIT: "Mummy" pipes are all alright

There should be a planet there! But instead all I find are these mysterious pipes!
We'll follow this slide back to that small bucket over there then.

That's no bucket... that's a space station!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Picked up some fast food for lunch. Eat all fries and then grab burger - because that's how I roll. Oh there's a leftover fry in the bag. Great! Eat it. Don't see any more.

Crumple up fries pouch and throw it in bag - oh, there's another leftover fry in there. Score! Eat it. Don't see any more.

Eat burger. Crumple burger wrapper. Throw burger wrapper in bag - uh oh. There's another fry in the bag. Take crumpled fries wrapper out of bag, eat new fry, search bag for more fries, find none. Put both crumpled wrappers in bag.

Bag sitting on desk next to me because I haven't gotten up to throw it away yet. Wondering if there are more fries in it.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I was thinking a spaceship that ejects fries out the back to propel it forward, leaving a trail of floating salted potato in its wake.

[Vorthon]

I'm reminded of that SCP that's a burlap sack that's really a portal to a parallel universe where everything that isn't isn't already occupied by solid matter is occupied by rapidly-replicating potatoes.

It's like you've found it's bargain-bin counterpart. :u

[Eotyrannus]

I was thinking a spaceship that ejects fries out the back to propel it forward, leaving a trail of floating salted potato in its wake.

You know, I like you and your ideas.

Yours shall be the obesity-causing, salty chip ship. Followed by a fleet of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and every other fast food company ships.

It's a little-known fact that ejecting chips into space will improve the flavour.

[Graknorke]

So is the Chip Drive some sort of budget Bistromathics Drive?

[My Name is Immaterial]

I was thinking a spaceship that ejects fries out the back to propel it forward, leaving a trail of floating salted potato in its wake.

You know, I like you and your ideas.

Yours shall be the obesity-causing, salty chip ship. Followed by a fleet of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and every other fast food company ships.

It's a little-known fact that ejecting chips into space will improve the flavour.

Probably not, as it is smells like "seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes".

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I was just gonna post that, Immaterial.

I was thinking a spaceship that ejects fries out the back to propel it forward, leaving a trail of floating salted potato in its wake.

You know, I like you and your ideas.

Yours shall be the obesity-causing, salty chip ship. Followed by a fleet of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and every other fast food company ships.

I shall dub the ship, the Fat Thruster.

[scrdest]

I was thinking a spaceship that ejects fries out the back to propel it forward, leaving a trail of floating salted potato in its wake.

You know, I like you and your ideas.

Yours shall be the obesity-causing, salty chip ship. Followed by a fleet of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and every other fast food company ships.

It's a little-known fact that ejecting chips into space will improve the flavour.

Probably not, as it is smells like "seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes".

So, perfectly ordinary chip smell.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I'm reminded of that SCP that's a burlap sack that's really a portal to a parallel universe where everything that isn't isn't already occupied by solid matter is occupied by rapidly-replicating potatoes.

It's like you've found it's bargain-bin counterpart. :u

Wouldn't that mean if you take a potato out you're dooming this universe too?

[Mictlantecuhtli]

I'm reminded of that SCP that's a burlap sack that's really a portal to a parallel universe where everything that isn't isn't already occupied by solid matter is occupied by rapidly-replicating potatoes.

It's like you've found it's bargain-bin counterpart. :u

Wouldn't that mean if you take a potato out you're dooming this universe too?

The inter-universal commission on space annihilation does not recommend such a line of thought. Eat your potatoes.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

But I'm already painfully full of potatoes!

[Vorthon]

I'm reminded of that SCP that's a burlap sack that's really a portal to a parallel universe where everything that isn't isn't already occupied by solid matter is occupied by rapidly-replicating potatoes.

It's like you've found it's bargain-bin counterpart. :u

Wouldn't that mean if you take a potato out you're dooming this universe too?

IIRC, they only have that property in their native universe. :u

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Well I thought it was an ok idea up until that point. So basically it's just a lame reason behind an everfull bag of potatoes?

I guess that's about 20% of SCPs anyway. Another 10% are just mythological stuff that you recognize halfway through, like vampires or Excalibur.

I remember getting through about 200 of them stealing ideas for D&D, replacing each article with the one line that each deserved. Did they ever recover from that wipe that happened a while back?

[Flying Dice]

What wipe? The only real restructuring I can recall was when they trimmed out all the masturbatory special-snowflake reality benders and characterwankery.