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[Loud Whispers]

I like to think of it like the Olympics. You see a gymnast who falls off the balance beam, that probably hasn't happened to her in weeks. These people at the top are prefect most of the time. The Olympics are a high-pressure competition to see who cracks and fails to be perfect on that most important day.

The way they walk all slack and defeated when they leave after failing. Sports is srs bsns.

[Xantalos]

I made the mistake of reading George Orwell's 'Politics and the English Language'.
For someone going on about how language was becoming too whatever that essay was fucking impenetrable.

[Kadzar]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I was an amateur cage fighter in a northeast circuit that is now closed. The only sad thing about this is that my record is nowhere to be found, and they apparently never uploaded any video to the internet.

That really sucks. Was it all in-person ticket sales and stuff? I'm amazed they didn't even have a website or anything.

I made the mistake of reading George Orwell's 'Politics and the English Language'.
For someone going on about how language was becoming too whatever that essay was fucking impenetrable.

In a One Page Dungeon compilation, where you put a whole dungeon with keyed locations and random encounters on just one side of one sheet of paper, there was a foreward titled "In Praise of Brevity" which was nearly a whole page long.

If I ever have to write in praise of brevity, this will be my contribution:

The terse are loved.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

Have a priest bless your main water inflow pipe. Guaranteed mummy-pipe-free for 90 days.

[Xantalos]

I'm going to get a time machine and travel back to whenever Orwell wrote that essay - just before - break both his knees, tell him to sit the fuck down, stop whining about language evolving, and go write 1984 already.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

That's why it's illegal for citizens to own or operate a time machine.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

That's why it's illegal for citizens to own or operate a time machine.

EDIT: Sorry, future me double-posted.

[Octobomb]

That's why it's illegal for citizens to own or operate a time machine.

EDIT: Sorry, future me double-posted.

... You say to the physics breaking eldritch abomination.

[Xantalos]

Well yeah, that's only for septuple-citizens like myself.

[LordSlowpoke]

The stuffing of shobon pillows is supposedly toxic and is illegal to be imported into this country.

In related news, my shobon pillow has been seized at the border.

(´・ω・`)

[Mictlantecuhtli]

(´・ω・`)

Wut

[De7ilx]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

Have a priest bless your main water inflow pipe. Guaranteed mummy-pipe-free for 90 days.

Thats a good one.. So no one else does not notice anything strange on that picture besides the "mummy" pipes? 

[Graknorke]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

Have a priest bless your main water inflow pipe. Guaranteed mummy-pipe-free for 90 days.

Thats a good one.. So no one else does not notice anything strange on that picture besides the "mummy" pipes? 

It exploded and then the leaking water froze?

[De7ilx]

Not sure if I should add any words to describe the current situation in my attic or not..
http://www.d7-x.com/img/p_upload/p1_98048_1390325141x.jpg

Yup, you've got mummy pipes alright.

Have a priest bless your main water inflow pipe. Guaranteed mummy-pipe-free for 90 days.

Thats a good one.. So no one else does not notice anything strange on that picture besides the "mummy" pipes? 

It exploded and then the leaking water froze?

Not exactly.. its boiler what is leaking.. The boiler is ACI one and the heating shell just rusted through and now it's leaking slowly.
And the fact that the attic has temperatures like -16C or so.. well yeah.. water froze and only center hole in the bucket didn't thats where the water leaked to.. Getting new boiler tomorrow
EDIT: "Mummy" pipes are all alright