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[MaximumZero]

US Wants To Kill All Dolphins

Where did you get the idea that the US wants to kill dolphins? This just says that dolphins chew on pufferfish.

The war on drugs obviously needs to be taken to the oceans. Those dolphins must be stopped. What if they drive high and kill someone?

[da_nang]

US Wants To Kill All Dolphins

Where did you get the idea that the US wants to kill dolphins? This just says that dolphins chew on pufferfish.

The war on drugs obviously needs to be taken to the oceans. Those dolphins must be stopped. What if they drive high and kill someone?

They'll overtake the government before that happens. Us reptiles will, of course, still be in charge.

[scrdest]

Dolphins are bastards, actually. They're what happens when other mammals don't want you around because you're too much of a sociopath as a species.

[Lagslayer]

I go to the American politics thread, and everyone talks about establishing a strong world government.
I go to the European politics thread, and everyone talks about countries getting more autonomy.

US Wants To Kill All Dolphins

Where did you get the idea that the US wants to kill dolphins? This just says that dolphins chew on pufferfish.

The war on drugs obviously needs to be taken to the oceans. Those dolphins must be stopped. What if they drive high and kill someone?

Dolphins are also murderous, rapey assholes, to boot. They are practically begging to be sent to Flipmo. What's the dolphin equivalent to waterboarding?

[Eotyrannus]

I go to the American politics thread, and everyone talks about establishing a strong world government.
I go to the European politics thread, and everyone talks about countries getting more autonomy.

US Wants To Kill All Dolphins

Where did you get the idea that the US wants to kill dolphins? This just says that dolphins chew on pufferfish.

The war on drugs obviously needs to be taken to the oceans. Those dolphins must be stopped. What if they drive high and kill someone?

Dolphins are also murderous, rapey assholes, to boot. They are practically begging to be sent to Flipmo. What's the dolphin equivalent to waterboarding?

Probably waterboarding. The things breathe air, and doing it on land will most likely make them start to suffocate anyway, because their ribcages are actually weaklings.

[kaijyuu]

Now now, dolphins, like humans, are a varied species. Some are serial rapists, yes, but some are nice too.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Some concerned citizens of the world have already recognized this threat.

The Anti-Dolphin League, and Anti-Dolphin.org, presented for your viewing pleasure.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Does anyone else think it would have been better if they stuck with "Dolphin" instead of "Gamecube", and also "Revolution" instead of "Wii".

Generally they come up with great names for projects and then the marketing people jump in and shit the bed when they desperately try to justify their existence.

[Eotyrannus]

and then the marketing people jump in and shit the bed when they desperately try to justify their existence.

*coughcough voice actors added into Walking With Dinosaurs movie 1 month before release cough*

[Steelmagic]

Does anyone else think it would have been better if they stuck with "Dolphin" instead of "Gamecube", and also "Revolution" instead of "Wii".

Generally they come up with great names for projects and then the marketing people jump in and shit the bed when they desperately try to justify their existence.

But then we couldn't have "playing with my Wii" jokes! Huh. Maybe that wouldn't be so bad actually, Revolution sounds pretty cool.

[Xantalos]

Now now, dolphins, like humans, are a varied species. Some are serial rapists, yes, but some are nice too.

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhactually....

[Eotyrannus]

Now now, dolphins, like humans, are a varied species. Some are serial rapists, yes, but some are nice too.

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhactually....

BREAKING NEWS: DOLHPINS ARE XANTALOS'S CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES

[tahujdt]

Continued grandparent exposure:

- The heavy snows where we are are evidence for a trend of "global cooling".
- If my brother wants to practice his Spanish, all he needs to do is "talk to some fast food workers in Arizona".
- My family's car (a Honda) had trouble starting this morning not because it is below zero (°F) outside here in rural Hickistan, but because "Japan still can't build cars right".

1st one, right but wrong, we are on a global cooling trend, but not enough for that kind of snow.
2nd one, he could just talk to some fast food workers here in Kansas. That's not even racism, my (Mexican) Spanish teacher recommends fast food places as a kind of place that needs Spanish speakers to talk to their workers and customers.
3rd one, wrong. The best car my family ever had was an old Toyota wagon that only finally stopped working because a mechanic's misdiagnosis fried the engine.

Also, I had to travel to rural Hickastan myself, yesterday. My Great-grandparents on my mom's side (the side that no-one likes [including my mom] and contains all the crazy people) are slowly dying. They were fairly lucid for the visit, and only needed to be reminded who we are twice.

Some concerned citizens of the world have already recognized this threat.

The Anti-Dolphin League, and Anti-Dolphin.org, presented for your viewing pleasure.

I was hearing recently that it is a myth that dolphins are extremely intelligent, and the reason that myth came about was some scientist who was hopped on drugs was trying to prove that the dolphins were talking to him.

[Octobomb]

Now now, dolphins, like humans, are a varied species. Some are serial rapists, yes, but some are nice too.

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhactually....

BREAKING NEWS: DOLHPINS ARE XANTALOS'S CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES

BREAKING NEWS: DOLPHINS HAVE MORE TENTACLES THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

[scrdest]

Some concerned citizens of the world have already recognized this threat.

The Anti-Dolphin League, and Anti-Dolphin.org, presented for your viewing pleasure.

I was hearing recently that it is a myth that dolphins are extremely intelligent, and the reason that myth came about was some scientist who was hopped on drugs was trying to prove that the dolphins were talking to him.

Dolphins, at least some, are murderous rapists. That is proof enough that they are about as intelligent as humans.