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[SealyStar]

Continued grandparent exposure:

- The heavy snows where we are are evidence for a trend of "global cooling".
- If my brother wants to practice his Spanish, all he needs to do is "talk to some fast food workers in Arizona".
- My family's car (a Honda) had trouble starting this morning not because it is below zero (°F) outside here in rural Hickistan, but because "Japan still can't build cars right".

[My Name is Immaterial]

Yes, bankruptcy and government bailouts mean a healthy business!

[Sirus]

wow

The best part. Best part. That bottom one. Someone paid someone to make that. That's, just. Just. What. No. I have to say, whoever that was, I probably wouldn't have voted for them anyway, but anyone who pays someone to make something like a doge meme. I will not vote for that person. I don't care who they are or what their position is. I don't care if voting them into office would make puppies crap rainbows for the rest of eternity. No vote, ever, under any circumstance.

Wow, that's almost as dumb as that time a senator described the internet as "a series of tubes".

-snip-

There's no porn. That's a terrible representation of the Internet.

[kaijyuu]

Less than 1% of the internet is actually porn, sadly.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Actually, that 90% is just cats that are made of ham.

[Sirus]

Less than 1% of the internet is actually porn, sadly.

The song lied to me

[kaijyuu]

Less than 1% of the internet is actually porn, sadly.

The song lied to me

The internet is still really really great (for porn)
If you've got a fast connection so you don't have to wait (for porn)
There's always some new site (for porn)
I browse all day and night (for porn)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light (fooor poooorn!)

[Graknorke]

Less than 1% of the internet is actually porn, sadly.

But how much of the remaining 99% is actually things that a person could view? I mean, I would suspect that porn makes up much more than 1% of what people visit on the internet.

[Frumple]

Power in this house has flipped right the hell out. Half the house is dead and intermittently flickering, the other half is fine. No warning, no previous buggerups. Just, suddenly a light started flickering, then a room, the breaker box starts doing beatbox with popping and whatnot and splat, half the house 98% dead. Seems to have got the AC, too (not that I'm complaining about that.).

... at least half is still going, and it didn't hit the internet room, but... eesh. First sign the house has had of this sorta' trouble, too...

[majikero]

Sounds like demonic possession.

Better get that looked at.

[Funk]

this is just pure WTF

[GiglameshDespair]

this is just pure WTF

Kung Fuhrer.

[Loud Whispers]

this is just pure WTF

Kung Fuhrer.

The master of Blitzjutsu?!

[FearfulJesuit]

I'm staying at the house of a friend of the family and found this very remarkable kid's audiobook.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[SealyStar]

I took my laptop with me and accidentally left it in the -10 °F weather. Now it's completely fucked.

What the hell do I do? Extract the hard drive and pray to Cthulu that it's not damaged too bad?