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[Loud Whispers]

I'm trying to recover from dangerous levels of Zdzisław Beksiński exposure. It's equal parts 'wow', 'WTF' and 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!'.

Spoiler: W̴̵̢͙͔̥͇̓͐ͧ̔͊̇̂̌ͧ̒͋̆ͣ̌͌̿͊͑͘Ḩ̯͖̦̠̍͐ͨ̄̾ͧ̃͜A̶̛̯̞̝̟͙̤͚̩̳̹ͦ͋̃ͧ̏̈́̌͑̋̍̚T̡̢̜̣̥̤̭̲̬͚̮͐͗͆̈́ͯ̈̾̆̕͢'̶̦̦̗̦̘̹̝͙̥̠̰̱̘̭̪̇̂ͤ̐ͪ͆̈́̅̔̀̚̚͜͞S̨͋ͩ̅ͮ́̕͏͚͈͖͎̥͔͕͇̗̝̺͚ͅ ̃̎̅̎ͬ̓̈̿͊ͫ̀̿̉͂ͭ̂͐̾̈͏̢̹̙͓̜̦͙̰͕͇̤̱̰̘̪̫͜W̶̨̼̼͇͍̟̳͖̖̗̼͇͕̭ͭ̈́̈́̌ͭ́͂͋̆̃ͫ̾ͥ̂ͩͬ͑̅̕R̶͎͚̫̯̬̙͗͋ͨ͆ͦ́͊ͥ͑̀ͧ͆̈́ͫͤ̌͑̚̕͡O̢̭͉͉̫̗͊ͣ̅̌̓͊ͧͯ̑ͣ̑ͥ͐͢N̰̰̟̗̣̹͇͆̂̀̓̈ͦ̋́̔́͢͜G̷͙̞͙̠̫̝̥͈͕̓͆̍ͣ̋̒̌ͤ͛ͪ͛͊͑̌̐̎ͧ͟?̛ͮͥ̂̏͒̊ͨͨͬ̃̚͏̻̱̳̝̰͉̤ (click to show/hide)

[scrdest]

I'm trying to recover from dangerous levels of Zdzisław Beksiński exposure. It's equal parts 'wow', 'WTF' and 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!'.

Spoiler: W̴̵̢͙͔̥͇̓͐ͧ̔͊̇̂̌ͧ̒͋̆ͣ̌͌̿͊͑͘Ḩ̯͖̦̠̍͐ͨ̄̾ͧ̃͜A̶̛̯̞̝̟͙̤͚̩̳̹ͦ͋̃ͧ̏̈́̌͑̋̍̚T̡̢̜̣̥̤̭̲̬͚̮͐͗͆̈́ͯ̈̾̆̕͢'̶̦̦̗̦̘̹̝͙̥̠̰̱̘̭̪̇̂ͤ̐ͪ͆̈́̅̔̀̚̚͜͞S̨͋ͩ̅ͮ́̕͏͚͈͖͎̥͔͕͇̗̝̺͚ͅ ̃̎̅̎ͬ̓̈̿͊ͫ̀̿̉͂ͭ̂͐̾̈͏̢̹̙͓̜̦͙̰͕͇̤̱̰̘̪̫͜W̶̨̼̼͇͍̟̳͖̖̗̼͇͕̭ͭ̈́̈́̌ͭ́͂͋̆̃ͫ̾ͥ̂ͩͬ͑̅̕R̶͎͚̫̯̬̙͗͋ͨ͆ͦ́͊ͥ͑̀ͧ͆̈́ͫͤ̌͑̚̕͡O̢̭͉͉̫̗͊ͣ̅̌̓͊ͧͯ̑ͣ̑ͥ͐͢N̰̰̟̗̣̹͇͆̂̀̓̈ͦ̋́̔́͢͜G̷͙̞͙̠̫̝̥͈͕̓͆̍ͣ̋̒̌ͤ͛ͪ͛͊͑̌̐̎ͧ͟?̛ͮͥ̂̏͒̊ͨͨͬ̃̚͏̻̱̳̝̰͉̤ (click to show/hide)

Funny thing is, it's not even that he had any ideology behind the art, he just came up with stuff like that and went on with it.

[choppy]

I'm trying to recover from dangerous levels of Zdzisław Beksiński exposure. It's equal parts 'wow', 'WTF' and 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!'.

Spoiler: W̴̵̢͙͔̥͇̓͐ͧ̔͊̇̂̌ͧ̒͋̆ͣ̌͌̿͊͑͘Ḩ̯͖̦̠̍͐ͨ̄̾ͧ̃͜A̶̛̯̞̝̟͙̤͚̩̳̹ͦ͋̃ͧ̏̈́̌͑̋̍̚T̡̢̜̣̥̤̭̲̬͚̮͐͗͆̈́ͯ̈̾̆̕͢'̶̦̦̗̦̘̹̝͙̥̠̰̱̘̭̪̇̂ͤ̐ͪ͆̈́̅̔̀̚̚͜͞S̨͋ͩ̅ͮ́̕͏͚͈͖͎̥͔͕͇̗̝̺͚ͅ ̃̎̅̎ͬ̓̈̿͊ͫ̀̿̉͂ͭ̂͐̾̈͏̢̹̙͓̜̦͙̰͕͇̤̱̰̘̪̫͜W̶̨̼̼͇͍̟̳͖̖̗̼͇͕̭ͭ̈́̈́̌ͭ́͂͋̆̃ͫ̾ͥ̂ͩͬ͑̅̕R̶͎͚̫̯̬̙͗͋ͨ͆ͦ́͊ͥ͑̀ͧ͆̈́ͫͤ̌͑̚̕͡O̢̭͉͉̫̗͊ͣ̅̌̓͊ͧͯ̑ͣ̑ͥ͐͢N̰̰̟̗̣̹͇͆̂̀̓̈ͦ̋́̔́͢͜G̷͙̞͙̠̫̝̥͈͕̓͆̍ͣ̋̒̌ͤ͛ͪ͛͊͑̌̐̎ͧ͟?̛ͮͥ̂̏͒̊ͨͨͬ̃̚͏̻̱̳̝̰͉̤ (click to show/hide)

Funny thing is, it's not even that he had any ideology behind the art, he just came up with stuff like that and went on with it.

I am just going with wow.

[Eotyrannus]

Hey, guys. Anyone ever played SPECIES: ALRE? With sufficient patience, you too can see Xantalos's family members evolve and thrive, simply by having the game generate random creatures at the start!

[LordSlowpoke]

With sufficient patience, you too can see Xantalos's family members evolve and thrive

there's a simulator of xantalos's extended family and i'm not yet abusing it

the fuck am i doing with my life

oh right NOTHING RELEVANT

[Eotyrannus]

Hey, guys. Anyone ever played SPECIES: ALRE? With sufficient patience, you too can see Xantalos's family members evolve and thrive, simply by having the game generate random creatures at the start!

Several threads on it in other games.

LordSlowpoke's reaction. Your argument is invalid.

[kaijyuu]

He means the government is evil.

What does one call it when someone comes to the right conclusion with the wrong reasoning?

[Eric Blank]

A drop of water just fell upon my wrist. I have no idea where it came from as the ceiling is dry and un-leaky and I wasn't holding any containers of water.

MAGICAL SKY WATER

[LordSlowpoke]

He means the government is evil.

What does one call it when someone comes to the right conclusion with the wrong reasoning?

tvtropes called it batman logic i think

i'd link to it but fuck that noise i'm not feeling cruel tonight

A drop of water just fell upon my wrist. I have no idea where it came from as the ceiling is dry and un-leaky and I wasn't holding any containers of water.

MAGICAL SKY WATER

eric confirmed for aquamancer

i just made up that word by the way

you must now go and practice your aquamancy with utmost prejudice to become the aquamancer that the world deserves so aquaman will actually be useful because you'll be his sidekick and manipulate water to slap him in the face when he thinks he's important or whatever it is aquamancers do

oh and

your ceiling is no longer un-leaky if it just leaked on you

just saying man

[Lord Shonus]

tvtropes called it batman logic i think

Bat Deduction, actually.

[Iceblaster]

I can't tell the difference between smoked and oven roasted meats...

Is that odd at all?

Maybe it's like the whole 'I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi' thing I've had as well...

[LordSlowpoke]

is your smoked meat store bought

if it is then you've got no reason to not think it's shit

and as you might already know, shit tastes the same in spite of being treated differently during the production process

i might be a bit harsh as i say the above but for fuck's sake the difference between something you buy in a supermarket and something that you know someone put effort into (in this case, a proficient smokehouse worker who enjoys their job) is enormous, in both price and taste

[Eotyrannus]

so aquaman will actually be useful

*THWACK*

BLASPHEMY! PREPARE TO BE AQUAMAN'D!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

A drop of water just fell upon my wrist. I have no idea where it came from as the ceiling is dry and un-leaky and I wasn't holding any containers of water.

MAGICAL SKY WATER

Respiration from spiders accumulating in droplets.

[LordSlowpoke]

so aquaman will actually be useful

*THWACK*

BLASPHEMY! PREPARE TO BE AQUAMAN'D!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

the nearest body of water is a kilometer away

it's a creek that at it's deepest is less than two meters

every drop of water that is used by either industry or households comes from an aquifer

while i'd love to see sharks popping out of the ground to fuck my shit up i must say checkmate, atheist