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[MaximumZero]

Friend is asking me if I've ever imagined us having sex.
I do not know how to respond.
Considering poofing away in a cloud of smoke.
How do?

"I hadn't yet, but now I can't stop myself, and it's your fault. Thanks."

[Facekillz058]

That's actually a pretty good one. Anywho, thanks for the advice everyone, but I managed to diffuse the situation through sheer I don't even know power.

[kaenneth]

The Quest For The Holy Foreskin
 For centuries, the relic of the Holy Foreskin was considered by believers to be the only piece of
 Jesus' flesh to remain on earth after he ascended to heaven, and thus was among the most sacred
 relics in Christendom. Then, on New Year's Day 1983, in a tiny village in the Italian countryside,
 Father Don Dario announced to his expectant flock that their beloved relic had been stolen. In The
 Quest for the Holy Foreskin we will follow writer David Farley on his mission to find out what
 happened to the Holy Foreskin. He has been offered a certified Holy Foreskin by an Italian relic
 dealer. Could this be the relic that went missing from Calcata? With the relic in his possession,
 Farley will try to find out if it could be the real Foreskin of Jesus Christ. He will visit DNA
 laboratories in Germany and infiltrate the Vatican in his search for answers. Farley will also
 discover the legend of the Holy Foreskin and the crucial role it played in European history.
 Ultimately he will go to Calcata to confront priest Don Dario and reveal the truth once and for all.

[Bauglir]

"In 1900, the Roman Catholic Church resolved the dilemma by ruling that anyone thenceforward writing or speaking of the Holy Prepuce would be excommunicated." - Wikipedia

THAT SOLVES NOTHING

[Flying Dice]

The Quest For The Holy Foreskin
 For centuries, the relic of the Holy Foreskin was considered by believers to be the only piece of
 Jesus' flesh to remain on earth after he ascended to heaven, and thus was among the most sacred
 relics in Christendom. Then, on New Year's Day 1983, in a tiny village in the Italian countryside,
 Father Don Dario announced to his expectant flock that their beloved relic had been stolen. In The
 Quest for the Holy Foreskin we will follow writer David Farley on his mission to find out what
 happened to the Holy Foreskin. He has been offered a certified Holy Foreskin by an Italian relic
 dealer. Could this be the relic that went missing from Calcata? With the relic in his possession,
 Farley will try to find out if it could be the real Foreskin of Jesus Christ. He will visit DNA
 laboratories in Germany and infiltrate the Vatican in his search for answers. Farley will also
 discover the legend of the Holy Foreskin and the crucial role it played in European history.
 Ultimately he will go to Calcata to confront priest Don Dario and reveal the truth once and for all.

The plot of the next Dan Brown novel? 

[Putnam]

Hey Brian. I've been a hardcore fan of TES series and it's lore for 15 years now and at first ESO worried me but after seeing the info you have released about the game, I'm very excited for the game.
 
This question is more in connection to Cyrodiil, the pvp zone, instead of PvP itself. In the guide to Tamriel, Cyrodiil used to have jungles. Then when Oblivion came out, the jungle was absent and that was explained by Talos changing the climate. However, ESO is set before the birth of Tiber Septim. Will Cyrodiil have jungles?

Cyrodiil in our timeline will look very familiar to Oblivion, however much more spread out.  To the question of Jungles in Cyrodiil and the question of Tiber Septim changing the climate, we have a book in the game for you to find for more details about that hiding in Cyrodiil itself ;)p

Oh boy. I wonder how they'll worm their way out of that one.

[Bauglir]

It wouldn't be the first time time travel messed with things. Perhaps Talos' shout altered the climate retroactively.

[Putnam]

It wasn't a shout, it was CHIM.

The retroactivity actually makes more sense with that, considering.

(Out-of-game corroboration, though the pertinent part shows up in Skyrim)

(CHIM literally means royalty, for context)

[Bauglir]

Oh, hey, I misinterpreted the second link the first time I read it. Thanks!

[Sirus]

Saw such a ridiculously nasty wreck today that I'm still wondering just what went down. It was a box truck (not a tractor-trailer like what I drive), apparently flipped upside down and appearing slightly flattened, closing down three of the five lanes of freeway, and among the numerous emergency vehicles and heavy-duty tow trucks I saw a vehicle with the words "HazMat Response" on it. This was a fairly smooth, flat, straight section of freeway and there were no other wrecked vehicles that I could see, so what the hell happened?

[Bauglir]

Perhaps somebody attempted to re-enact the truck-flip from The Dark Knight with a truck full of nuclear waste?

[MaximumZero]

Godzilla attack.

[Eric Blank]

Both wrong. It was a Foundation transport moving a dangerous SCP to another site. Now they have to go recapture the damn thing again.

[Steelmagic]

Godzilla attack.

Godzilla's losing it if that's all the damage it managed to do.

[MaximumZero]

Godzilla attack.

Godzilla's losing it if that's all the damage it managed to do.

She's old. What more do you want from a pensioner?