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Zangi

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41640 on: December 23, 2013, 08:38:45 am »

All my friends get angry at me for not watching the show.  :-\

They've made me sit through several episodes, but I just don't like it.
You need new friends.  More tolerant ones.  (Ironic)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41641 on: December 23, 2013, 08:40:23 am »

Fairly sure that requires either one or three more participants. Forget if the qualifying point is five or seven. Think five, but... anyway.

Still possible if there were old *friends involved, though.
Is there actually a standard minimum number of participants for an orgy?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41642 on: December 23, 2013, 09:01:34 am »

Last time I checked, yeah, though that was a few years back. Think there's still commentary on it on the forum, actually...

Like I said, it was either five or seven. Anything less that didn't have a specific name was just group activities. It's probably important for legalities or psych stuff, I guess. Something or other.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41643 on: December 23, 2013, 09:37:09 am »

Fairly sure that requires either one or three more participants. Forget if the qualifying point is five or seven. Think five, but... anyway.

Still possible if there were old *friends involved, though.
Is there actually a standard minimum number of participants for an orgy?

Yes, there's a room in BPIM HQ in Sèvres where they hold a couple of people locked in a perpetual orgy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41644 on: December 23, 2013, 10:32:58 am »

Just listened to a 9min meditation track.

It was somewhat weird. I'm also fairly sure I started listening at least 20min go >.>
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« Reply #41645 on: December 23, 2013, 11:02:36 am »

It must have had lots of commercials.
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« Reply #41646 on: December 23, 2013, 11:21:08 am »

Found out what our Christmas bonus is for this year.

iPads for everyone*
*one iPad per child that you own

Speaking as a childless tech professional in his mid-20s: fsck this.

One of my coworkers loved it. He's got five kids.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41647 on: December 23, 2013, 12:25:32 pm »

You should hire Dutchling.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41648 on: December 23, 2013, 12:30:25 pm »

America gets different boxart on games to everywhere else.
Their cover for Heavy Rain is prettyugly, and puts tits front-and-centre.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41649 on: December 23, 2013, 12:41:02 pm »

Not familiar with the game, but looking at it, I don't see the problem with it. I can see why some people might prefer the other art (although, since I generally despise abstract bullshit, that art would make me NOT want to buy the game), but the US art is just a girl with three other people in the background. She's fairly sensibly dressed, and there's no "accentuation" on the breasts at all. Does she not appear in the game or something?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41650 on: December 23, 2013, 01:31:25 pm »

America gets different boxart on games to everywhere else.
Their cover for Heavy Rain is prettyugly, and puts tits front-and-centre.
American Kirby is hardcore.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41651 on: December 23, 2013, 01:51:32 pm »

Found out what our Christmas bonus is for this year.

iPads for everyone*
*one iPad per child that you own

Speaking as a childless tech professional in his mid-20s: fsck this.

One of my coworkers loved it. He's got five kids.
One per child suggests the employer felt it would be good to give them to the children. What if you, for whatever reason, don't want your kid to have one? Does the employer expect you to refuse it? Most children would basically ruin it immediately. Also what if one worker were pregnant - does that worker get an extra one? What if one worker had a child who died? What if the worker would get 3 units but had a child die last week, does the company hold one back?

HR knows how many kids each person has if there's health insurance, and that can be corroborated with general office gossip. So the company knew they were screwing people like you over and didn't care.

Further, this is just more Company-As-Parent-Figure bullshit. It's like making you get a doctor's note for sick days instead of just giving everyone PTO hours throughout the year. They shouldn't be all up in your business like that, and they shouldn't be picking the gifts your family gets.

Fucking repugnant.

I didn't get a Christmas bonus, but I didn't care as much as I felt bad about your story.

There was a Christmas party where there were randomized door prizes; 40% got a $25 gift card, 40% got a $50, and 20% got a $100.

My girlfriend, however, got an $800 bonus which is more than her usual. That was pretty cool. But she's a complete rockstar at her job and they don't give performance raises or bonuses, so she should have gotten more than that throughout the year. Also her boss made a deal with her and after she held up her end he's probably gonna renege on it.

LAME!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #41652 on: December 23, 2013, 02:16:36 pm »

More junk about work, feel free to disregard. I just need to rant a bit at people who are not my fiancee.

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« Reply #41653 on: December 23, 2013, 02:32:34 pm »

Who do doctors get notes from when they get sick?
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« Reply #41654 on: December 23, 2013, 02:38:38 pm »

Other doctors, one assumes.
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