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[LordSlowpoke]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist

But how could that be, when the holocaust was a cover for the martians to hologram the moon and invade Oktoberfest so that the moon landing was switched with 9/11 at the last second with JFK on board? Honestly, it's right in front of you.

psh, it's obvious that the martians needed the nazi gold to repair their mindwave transmuter after they crashed the craft carrying it at roswell, how else would they rig the vril in order to ensure marijuana is banned? it's obvious that they were afraid of us developing marijuana-based ftl drives and after they finally infiltrated the government they're on their way to put rfid chips so they grow in the fetus and you're chipped forever ensuring you never get your hands on marijuana without the new world order watching
okay i'm bad at this. but seriously, the holocaust? too far for me dude

[Korbac]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

[Graknorke]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist

But how could that be, when the holocaust was a cover for the martians to hologram the moon and invade Oktoberfest so that the moon landing was switched with 9/11 at the last second with JFK on board? Honestly, it's right in front of you.

psh, it's obvious that the martians needed the nazi gold to repair their mindwave transmuter after they crashed the craft carrying it at roswell, how else would they rig the vril in order to ensure marijuana is banned? it's obvious that they were afraid of us developing marijuana-based ftl drives and after they finally infiltrated the government they're on their way to put rfid chips so they grow in the fetus and you're chipped forever ensuring you never get your hands on marijuana without the new world order watching
okay i'm bad at this. but seriously, the holocaust? too far for me dude

Sorry. I just find it particularly absurd that people are denying an event that was orchestrated by a government, publicised by that same government, and can be testified about by maybe millions of people who were involved. You'd think conspiracy theorists would be all over the idea of a government doing something bad.
But... I... you... hmph. Don't think I don't know that you're in cahoots with the Illuminati. Why else would you post something like that, trying to throw us off the trail, eh? Don't worry, I'm sure that little story they've made up for you will break eventually. And then the truth will come to light.
Just you wait.

[GiglameshDespair]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

Now everyone can invade each other without the threat of total annihilation! I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal did a strip on that.

Ah, here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100415.gif

[da_nang]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist

But how could that be, when the holocaust was a cover for the martians to hologram the moon and invade Oktoberfest so that the moon landing was switched with 9/11 at the last second with JFK on board? Honestly, it's right in front of you.

psh, it's obvious that the martians needed the nazi gold to repair their mindwave transmuter after they crashed the craft carrying it at roswell, how else would they rig the vril in order to ensure marijuana is banned? it's obvious that they were afraid of us developing marijuana-based ftl drives and after they finally infiltrated the government they're on their way to put rfid chips so they grow in the fetus and you're chipped forever ensuring you never get your hands on marijuana without the new world order watching
okay i'm bad at this. but seriously, the holocaust? too far for me dude

Sorry. I just find it particularly absurd that people are denying an event that was orchestrated by a government, publicised by that same government, and can be testified about by maybe millions of people who were involved. You'd think conspiracy theorists would be all over the idea of a government doing something bad.
But... I... you... hmph. Don't think I don't know that you're in cahoots with the Illuminati. Why else would you post something like that, trying to throw us off the trail, eh? Don't worry, I'm sure that little story they've made up for you will break eventually. And then the truth will come to light.
Just you wait.

I do enjoy watching humans flail about with their conspiracy theories. They're so blind to the obvious truth.

Now if you excuse me, I have subjects to rule.

[kaian-a-coel]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

Now everyone can invade each other without the threat of total annihilation! I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal did a strip on that.

Ah, here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100415.gif

At some point, three or four decades ago, it might have been true. Now nuclear weapons are far from being the only reason keeping countries from invading each other.

[Korbac]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

Now everyone can invade each other without the threat of total annihilation! I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal did a strip on that.

Ah, here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100415.gif

At some point, three or four decades ago, it might have been true. Now nuclear weapons are far from being the only reason keeping countries from invading each other.

I agree with Kaian here. Even the strip lampoons it with "All countries invade each other at once". XD

[Loud Whispers]

I agree with Kaian here. Even the strip lampoons it with "All countries invade each other at once". XD

It has happened before.

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[Xantalos]

Heh. Archduke convention.

[Helgoland]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

Now everyone can invade each other without the threat of total annihilation! I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal did a strip on that.

Ah, here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100415.gif

At some point, three or four decades ago, it might have been true. Now nuclear weapons are far from being the only reason keeping countries from invading each other.

I agree with Kaian here. Even the strip lampoons it with "All countries invade each other at once". XD

Hm, there'd still be far less motivation not to just kick your neighbor's ass. Oh, if we invade, America will move in? Screw them, America will send help! They have no problem shooting Russians now!

[Korbac]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".

I'd be very pleased to hear that Aliens have disabled all our nuclear weapons.

Now everyone can invade each other without the threat of total annihilation! I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal did a strip on that.

Ah, here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100415.gif

At some point, three or four decades ago, it might have been true. Now nuclear weapons are far from being the only reason keeping countries from invading each other.

I agree with Kaian here. Even the strip lampoons it with "All countries invade each other at once". XD

Hm, there'd still be far less motivation not to just kick your neighbor's ass. Oh, if we invade, America will move in? Screw them, America will send help! They have no problem shooting Russtians now!

I agree with this, however I thought the way the world market works it's so tied - together it would be heavily impractical for anyone to do this any more?

[Descan]

Canada would annex Alaska, Greenland, and probably Washington state. You can keep the rest

[Putnam]

Canada would annex Alaska, Greenland, and probably Washington state. You can keep the rest

I assume you mean western Washington, cause you don't want us...

[Owlbread]

Canada would annex Alaska, Greenland, and probably Washington state. You can keep the rest

But all three should become independent. Surely that is manifest.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And that was how California took over all of Canada.