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[scrdest]

Watermelon is delicious.

Salted watermelon is delicious.

I've never had chicken, fried or otherwise.

What about fried watermelon?

[LordSlowpoke]

Watermelon is delicious.

Salted watermelon is delicious.

I've never had chicken, fried or otherwise.

What about fried watermelon?

Is that physically possible?

If it were, I'm sure I would have already heard of it, from a Texan county or state level fair maybe... Another state would be fine too, now that I think about it. They could fry my hopes and dreams in Pepsi batter if they were capable of finding them, this wouldn't be so out of the ordinary.

[Bauglir]

BEHOLD!

[Sinlessmoon]

BEHOLD!

I.... Um.... That doesn't look half bad actually. 

[kaijyuu]

If you shaped some watermelon slices into a chicken shape, then fried it, would it be double racist?

[LordSlowpoke]

If you shaped some watermelon slices into a chicken shape, then fried it, would it be double racist?

It would be like putting two KKK clansman outfits on at once. You could go to one of their rallies naked, just tossing pieces of deep fried watermelon at people. Do they still hold rallies? I want this to happen. Also, I'm nervous. Why am I nervous, I dislike being nervous cease these shenanigans you piece of star farts that holds me on this plane

[scrdest]

If you shaped some watermelon slices into a chicken shape, then fried it, would it be double racist?

It would be like putting two KKK clansman outfits on at once. You could go to one of their rallies naked, just tossing pieces of deep fried watermelon at people. Do they still hold rallies? I want this to happen. Also, I'm nervous. Why am I nervous, I dislike being nervous cease these shenanigans you piece of star farts that holds me on this plane

I think a more apt analogy would be dressing up as Hitler, then putting a Klan outfit on top of that.

[Elephant Parade]

The current schedule for buses arriving at my school looks something like this:

Pre-bell: One bus arrives.
5-10 minutes later: Seven more arrive.
Buses then arrive every minute or two.

The landing only has room for three or four buses at once, meaning that the later buses will be delayed ~5 minutes. The frustrating thing is that you pretty much have to be outside early, just in case your bus arrives before the rest of the pack.

The frustrating thing is that this only really started recently. Before, there were at least only two waves of four buses, so not as much time was wasted.

Maybe they have some kind of good reason for changing it, but it still seems weird and annoying.

[Flying Dice]

If you shaped some watermelon slices into a chicken shape, then fried it, would it be double racist?

It would be like putting two KKK clansman outfits on at once. You could go to one of their rallies naked, just tossing pieces of deep fried watermelon at people. Do they still hold rallies? I want this to happen. Also, I'm nervous. Why am I nervous, I dislike being nervous cease these shenanigans you piece of star farts that holds me on this plane

I think a more apt analogy would be dressing up as Hitler, then putting a Klan outfit on top of that.

But how would anyone tell that you were dressed as Hitler? Would you draw a toothbrush mustache on the hood with permanent marker?

[Xantalos]

Duh.

[Flying Dice]

Well excuse me, Princess. There's no reason to cop an attitude just because I'm not intimately familiar with the mechanics of nested bigotry.

 

[Xantalos]

Another popular mechanism is with black tape.
Or duct tape and a sharpie.
But we will forgive you this once, citizen. After all you're not that horse that Caligula made senator.

[Flying Dice]

Now I'm considering how one would go about writing a story about Sleipnir, time-travelling Senator.

[Skyrunner]

I realized that two things taught in high school first grade math in Korea just disappear and we never talk about them again until college. One is complex numbers (mainly i) and the other is the definition of operators (eg, closed operators, identity elements, inverse elements). Weird. A lot of other things regularly show their faces, be it algebra, sets, trig, or probability.

[Greiger]

Frikkin i.  I went through a lot of trouble to remember i being told I'll need it in my Computer engineering degree.   I go through all these electrical classes learning all these annoying formulas and then 1 chapter away from finals the chapter goes all,

"Hey you remember all those 100 stupid formulas you had to remember to work out all these problems?  Well now we're teaching you about i (or j specifically in electronics) and how you would have saved so much trouble if we just told you inductors had their values multiplied by i and capacitors had it multiplied by -i.  Even though it's a prereq to already know how i works to take this class."

Textbooks must be written by the criminally insane.