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[Lord Shonus]

That one's easy. In the first case, you were so vastly below your caloric needs during parts of the day (those furthest from your one meal) that your body went into "OH SHIT! I'M STARVING TO DEATH!" mode and throttled everything way down. But, since you were actually getting plenty of calories, your body, still in extreme conservation mode, started stockpiling because "I'M STARVING TO DEATH! I NEED TO SAVE EVERY CALORIE I CAN!"


In the latter case, you had plenty of calories, so you r body didn't slow down. YOu probably  also remained quite busy and active (at least, I do over the holidays all the time), so you were burning it off.


It is important to remember that our bodies still think that our food comes from chasing animals until they die.

[GiglameshDespair]

That one's easy. In the first case, you were so vastly below your caloric needs during parts of the day (those furthest from your one meal) that your body went into "OH SHIT! I'M STARVING TO DEATH!" mode and throttled everything way down. But, since you were actually getting plenty of calories, your body, still in extreme conservation mode, started stockpiling because "I'M STARVING TO DEATH! I NEED TO SAVE EVERY CALORIE I CAN!"


In the latter case, you had plenty of calories, so you r body didn't slow down. YOu probably  also remained quite busy and active (at least, I do over the holidays all the time), so you were burning it off.


It is important to remember that our bodies still think that our food comes from chasing animals until they die.

Was about to say this. This is what I was always told what happens, which is why I eat several large meals a day and don't get fat.

[Neonivek]

Ok seriously...

Is Will Farrel funny?

I am starting to think he is legitimately unfunny... and not just that I just don't find him funny.

[MaximumZero]

Ok seriously...

Is Will Farrel funny?

I am starting to think he is legitimately unfunny... and not just that I just don't find him funny.

It's not just you.

[Neonivek]

I mean... I swear I am going insane...

I watched anchorman... and that was one of the most unfunny comedies I ever watched... next to Semi-pro.

But people love Anchorman... But I never seen anything worse! Am I supposed to laugh at sexual harassment just because they are bad at it? The movie was just constantly unpleasant.

What the heck is going on?

[MaximumZero]

Will Farrell is a lot like Dane Cook. People will laugh and laugh at Dane Cook making puke noises into a microphone for hours because it's simple. People like simple because it makes them feel good because they get the joke. Will Farrell tells simple jokes in ways that look complicated (to simple people) but aren't, so everyone can get them, and then milks them for all they're worth.

[Flying Dice]

The NASCAR comedy he did was entirely too meta.

[Lagslayer]

Ok seriously...

Is Will Farrel funny?

I am starting to think he is legitimately unfunny... and not just that I just don't find him funny.

He's trying to be funny by being really straight faced about the ridiculous things he's doing. The problem is, he fails at it half the time. He's like Leslie Nielsen without talent.

[Bauglir]

Ah ha, but I've been consistently losing weight (slowly) for the past month. Gorging myself on Thanksgiving for two days straight just appears to have not interrupted that trend, somehow, even though my caloric intake was significantly higher and I got less exercise.

[MaximumZero]

Ok seriously...

Is Will Farrel funny?

I am starting to think he is legitimately unfunny... and not just that I just don't find him funny.

He's trying to be funny by being really straight faced about the ridiculous things he's doing. The problem is, he fails at it half the time. He's like Leslie Nielsen without talent.

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen would be amazing at this.

[Neonivek]

Wait... he is trying to be straight faced?

Seriously? He is on par with Jack Black in terms of always seeming aware of the Camera and mugging for it.

Then again... you said "fails at it half the time"

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen would be amazing at this.

Patrick Stewart is good at it, with the right script, it is just that... Even I find it hard to see him talk dirty. I just know him too much as Picard and Xavier.

[Flying Dice]

So you're saying that you've never even considered the possibility of Picard talking dirty to you? Freak. 

[Neonivek]

So you're saying that you've never even considered the possibility of Picard talking dirty to you? Freak. 

I still remember the episode of Student Bodies where one of the female actors put on a wonderbra to make her breasts bigger...

And for the longest time I didn't even notice or realise that was what the episode was about.

[Sergarr]

...being hit (multiple times?) while falling down the staircase.

Spoiler: Fuck u Urist (click to show/hide)

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Frumple]

Gods, what. What. Reading manwha-thing. SUDDENLY NIGHTWISH SHOUTOUT! (Warning: Cleavage of note, though nothing else.) The field, it is too the left. Things have emerged from it.

Sadly, the rest of the team doesn't seem to continue the naming pattern. Still. What the blazes, Korea(?)?