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[Putnam]

Spoiler: still Thousand Year Door (click to show/hide)

Not to mention that the all-seeing AI gets this feeling after Peach takes a shower.

[kaian-a-coel]

Apparently Soul Cal 6 is in development hell partially because Ivy's breasts have reached critical mass and the Devs are arguing about them.

Uh.

[Frumple]

... so they've grown to such enormity they collapsed in on themselves and begun forming stellar masses?

Seems legit. Soul Cal 6 shall obviously be a universe simulator instead of a fighting game.

[Iceblaster]

....

Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

[Siquo]

Black hole boobs...

Won't you cum?

[Frumple]

... and wash away the rain?

[Steelmagic]

"Ahh i wonder what Bay 12 is up to today".

Black hole boobs...

After reading the rest of the conversation it makes sense but that's the first thing i read.

[acetech09]

I just stood in front of the heater for 30 seconds before getting into the shower. I then go into the bathroom, but hear the heater and realize that I didn't turn it off.

So I go into the room, stand in front of the heater for 30 seconds before getting into the shower. I then go into the bathroom, but hear the heater and realize that I didn't turn it off.

I did this three times, realized I was stuck in a loop, then proceeded to do it 2 more times before breaking out of it.

[Lagslayer]

I just stood in front of the heater for 30 seconds before getting into the shower. I then go into the bathroom, but hear the heater and realize that I didn't turn it off.

So I go into the room, stand in front of the heater for 30 seconds before getting into the shower. I then go into the bathroom, but hear the heater and realize that I didn't turn it off.

I did this three times, realized I was stuck in a loop, then proceeded to do it 2 more times before breaking out of it.

Hate when this happens. At least nobody saw you do this... right?

[Sirus]

Pretty sure I saw the G-Man today. Some guy in a business suit standing on an overpass, just...watching. I think he stared right at me, but I can't be sure.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[Hanslanda]

Pretty sure I saw the G-Man today. Some guy in a business suit standing on an overpass, just...watching. I think he stared right at me, but I can't be sure.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.

Get a crowbar. Kill everything that moves.

[Gentlefish]

Pretty sure I saw the G-Man today. Some guy in a business suit standing on an overpass, just...watching. I think he stared right at me, but I can't be sure.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.

It's your life. Sirus confirmed Gordan Freeman.

[Siquo]

Pretty sure I saw the G-Man today. Some guy in a business suit standing on an overpass, just...watching. I think he stared right at me, but I can't be sure.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.

If I looked like him, I'd pull that shit all day on people.

[Helgoland]

realized I was stuck in a loop, then proceeded to do it 2 more times

Best part.

[Flying Dice]

Twice in as many days, I have noticed a speck hovering in front of my face, focused in on it, and realized that a spider was dangling from my glasses. I haven't the foggiest where they've come from or what they want.