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[Darvi]

You forgot cyborg Kim Jong-un, ghost-Kennedy, -Churchill and -Stalin, and Putin with his shirt on.

Wait, Kennedy? It's been a while since I read it but I coulda sworn the first one was Roosevelt.

*shrug* Y'Americans look all the same to me anyway.


Also yeah that's who I meant. Brainfart.

[Eotyrannus]

(Back to a page or so ago...)

Don't worry, guys. I passed it to a Zubat in the box just before it started wearing off on my other pokemon.

[Owlbread]

They do the same to the poor, stupid-as-fuck horses. That's how they get the semen for artificial inseminations.

I thought it was that horrifying electrode that the handlers insert in the horse's rectums.

[Sonlirain]

I liked the Scrin. They're a decent explanation for why tiberium exists (alien junkies who infest planets that have other sapients with tiberium because they'll spread it around more efficiently is a cool plot for alien invaders), plus it's hilarious to watch their entry to the campaign as they, a mining group who expected a dead planet, are thrown into a three-way global war because of Kane and nearly blown out of the sky by GDI on approach to Earth.

It's super cool when you put it that way but I hate them because Kane decides to worship them. >.>

Well Kane was known for being insane from the very beginning.
Worshiping stoner aliens is not really beneath him.

[Xantalos]

1/3 the chance of a Shiny.
The chance of a Shiny with Pokerus is something like 1/568,493.

Hot damn. I've caught PokeRus naturally on three separate occasions and never once have seen a shiny.

I'm pretty sure the Solrocks/Lunatones in R/S/E had a higher chance of having PokeRus, though.

Lunatone is best mon.

[Sirus]

I liked the Scrin. They're a decent explanation for why tiberium exists (alien junkies who infest planets that have other sapients with tiberium because they'll spread it around more efficiently is a cool plot for alien invaders), plus it's hilarious to watch their entry to the campaign as they, a mining group who expected a dead planet, are thrown into a three-way global war because of Kane and nearly blown out of the sky by GDI on approach to Earth.

It's super cool when you put it that way but I hate them because Kane decides to worship them. >.>

Well Kane was known for being insane from the very beginning.
Worshiping stoner aliens is not really beneath him.

...why did you quote something from 3 months ago?

[Eotyrannus]

In Pokemon-Amie, I accidentally just PUNCHED MY TENTACRUEL IN THE FACE. Why did they put that feature in!?

[Neonivek]

In Pokemon-Amie, I accidentally just PUNCHED MY TENTACRUEL IN THE FACE. Why did they put that feature in!?

To stop hiding the fact that this is essentially cock fighting?

[Lagslayer]

1/3 the chance of a Shiny.
The chance of a Shiny with Pokerus is something like 1/568,493.

Hot damn. I've caught PokeRus naturally on three separate occasions and never once have seen a shiny.

I'm pretty sure the Solrocks/Lunatones in R/S/E had a higher chance of having PokeRus, though.

Lunatone is best mon.

HERESY! Umbreon is best mon!

[Descan]

I like Cubone and Farfetch'd myself...

[Xantalos]

NU
LUNATONE X EMPOLEON BEST MONS

In my opinion of course.

[Sirus]

I always liked the Mareep line...

[Hanslanda]

I had a foil Charizard when I was a kid. My dogs ate the card. Literally, this isn't a set up to some elaborate joke. My dogs ate my potentially-worth-some-money Pokémon, and somehow knew eating the other, non-rare Pokémon wouldn't matter. They ONLY ate the good one.

[10ebbor10]

Only shiny I ever encountered was during the small part of the game before you get your pokeballs. Was a sad day.

[Sirus]

I had a foil Charizard when I was a kid. My dogs ate the card. Literally, this isn't a set up to some elaborate joke. My dogs ate my potentially-worth-some-money Pokémon, and somehow knew eating the other, non-rare Pokémon wouldn't matter. They ONLY ate the good one.

Ouch dude. Just...ouch. That's why I keep my foils (including a Clefairy) safely tucked away.