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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39765 on: November 05, 2013, 11:00:59 pm »
Quote from: Descan on November 05, 2013, 09:34:25 pm
I think there are sex-toys you can buy for your dog, to relieve said tension.

Not sure if dick joke or being serious :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39766 on: November 05, 2013, 11:10:59 pm »
Quote from: Iceblaster on November 05, 2013, 11:00:59 pm
Quote from: Descan on November 05, 2013, 09:34:25 pm
I think there are sex-toys you can buy for your dog, to relieve said tension.

Not sure if dick joke or being serious :P
Could be a bit of both.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39767 on: November 05, 2013, 11:11:59 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on November 05, 2013, 11:10:59 pm
Quote from: Iceblaster on November 05, 2013, 11:00:59 pm
Quote from: Descan on November 05, 2013, 09:34:25 pm
I think there are sex-toys you can buy for your dog, to relieve said tension.

Not sure if dick joke or being serious :P
Could be a bit of both.
Damned furries.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39768 on: November 05, 2013, 11:24:00 pm »
Nooo, I'm pretty sure they're plastic bi-... female dogs.

For your dogs "use".

... It's the internet, of course it's been made. It's not even novel, it's an obvious (if squicky) idea.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39769 on: November 06, 2013, 12:24:45 am »
They do the same to the poor, stupid-as-fuck horses. That's how they get the semen for artificial inseminations.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39770 on: November 06, 2013, 02:26:15 am »
Just found my mom apparently high or drunk, freaking out about the thermostat. She then pronounced that she thought her friend's ex husband was dead after crying for several minutes. She then went to bed.

Yeah fuck you too alcohol.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39771 on: November 06, 2013, 02:30:27 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 06, 2013, 02:26:15 am
Yeah fuck you too alcohol.
I know how you feel.
I found my dad passed out in the forest once.
Also found him passed out in the pool, once.
Also found him passed out on the concrete with a concussion once.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39772 on: November 06, 2013, 02:31:37 am »
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Ouch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39773 on: November 06, 2013, 02:34:40 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 06, 2013, 02:31:37 am
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Ouch.
I got used to it.
Made me mad on the third time I pulled his drunk ass out of the pool, and he still claimed I hated him when he sobered up and forgot everything again.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39774 on: November 06, 2013, 02:36:12 am »
Huh.
Odd though; she hadn't been drinking.
Likely a really bad dream or some such. I'll talk to her about it tomorrow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39775 on: November 06, 2013, 02:38:12 am »
Lah-di-dah, playing pokemon...

Wait, why does my entire team suddenly have pokerus?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39776 on: November 06, 2013, 02:40:04 am »
Quote from: Eotyrannus on November 06, 2013, 02:38:12 am
Lah-di-dah, playing pokemon...

Wait, why does my entire team suddenly have pokerus?
IT'S A GOOD THING
Seriously, it spreads from pokemon to pokemon, and it double stat gains.
Here's more info on it.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39777 on: November 06, 2013, 02:45:59 am »
It's also hella rare. Put one of the Pokemon with it in a PC box to keep the virus indefinitely. Then infect everyone with it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39778 on: November 06, 2013, 02:47:27 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 06, 2013, 02:45:59 am
It's also hella rare. Put one of the Pokemon with it in a PC box to keep the virus indefinitely. Then infect everyone with it.
It's actually, if I remember right, 7 times less likely than a shiny pokemon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39779 on: November 06, 2013, 02:51:11 am »
1/3 the chance of a Shiny.
The chance of a Shiny with Pokerus is something like 1/568,493.
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