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[Sirus]

O'Sirus, on the other hand...

ಠ_ಠ

[misko27]

* LordSlowpoke grabs the English hat from the rage thread.

By the powers bestowed unto me by absolutely nobody, who I have been assured shall not object to my use thereof, I hereby dub thee the Viceroy of [insert dominion].

* LordSlowpoke tosses the hat into the crowds, jumps off the soapbox and yells "CONTINUITY!" before scurrying off into the dark.

American politicians cannot have titles of nobility. Obama knows this already of course.

We need an O'Sirius story thread.

We really don't :I

respect the wishes of the original content object of fanfiction o'sirius

it's common courtesy. there will be no o'sirius story thread.

Sirus can reject any material written about him if he deems it libelous. However, since he is Obama, who is a public figure, this does not apply; going nuts on him is therefore acceptable as long as you do not refer to him as Sirus.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Guys, we've had our fun, but let's be Sirious again.

[Bouchart]

About a month ago I had a job interview with a company for some inventory clerk position.  It was fairly data entry intensive, with some import/export stuff.  Nothing I couldn't handle based on my job experience.  The only person I met with was the woman who would have been my direct supervisor. The interview went very well, but I didn't get the job.

About a week ago I get an email from them saying that they changed their mind and wanted me to come in for a second interview, which I had earlier today.

I get to their office about fifteen minutes early.  It's a small building.  I don't want to go in that early, so I'm walking up and down the street it's on because I'm not too familiar with the area and I want to kill some time before I go in.  I'm not standing around on their small property there.

About 10 minutes prior to my scheduled appointment, a man (John) intercepts me and says he is working for that company and was told to wait outside the building for me.  Curious.  He escorts me inside.

I have a brief conversation with the supervisor I spoke with last time.  No problems so far.

Then the president of the company joins us.  I'm thinking this is just going to be a short greeting and formality with him.  We talk. He asks me about what my career goals are.  A few minutes later he asks me the same question again.  He asks me for the phone numbers for my two previous bosses because he wants to speak with them personally.  Apparently they don't have anyone in HR and the president of the company has nothing better to do.  He says he needs to know his employees better than his own neighbors.  He doesn't like that I was previously employed by a large manufacturing company because he runs a small, "family" company.  He asks me if I can handle the workload, several times.  Remember, this job is largely data entry and I've done similar and more difficult work in the past.  Eventually I walked out of the interview because he was just too intimidating and weird.  The supervisor was in there with both of us the whole time and didn't say a word.

Creeped out a little bit here.

[My Name is Immaterial]

They've been infected by the [Insert famous Youtuber here] fanboy brain worms.

[LordSlowpoke]

'You surely did not play the game or have no feelings.'
'You surely must be a 15 yo girl.'
'And you surely are an ignorant dumb piece of shit btw.
And if you really want to know, I am a 18 years old man with a girlfriend a house, so with a LIFE. I'm sure you don't have that'
'You sure are insecure about how terribly written David Cage games are to start listing your life partner as a possession.
Oh wait you're a fan of David Cage, naturally you're a closet misogynist.'

In other words:
'So, if you have empathy, you MUST be a girl. YOU MISOGYNIST!'

Youtube comments, why do you have such strange people who have the intelligence of dumbbells?

if i were running with the internet for the purposes of determining my sex i would have been told i essentially have none a few times but extrapolating from that one test i took in the shit let's be dna thread i'm around ~50+-5 for empathy + ~20+-5 actual femininity therefore anywhere between 60 and 80 percent female

the things you learn here are astounding

why do you even read youtube comments by the way. did nobody tell you multiple times it's rarely a good idea

[scrdest]

'You surely did not play the game or have no feelings.'
'You surely must be a 15 yo girl.'
'And you surely are an ignorant dumb piece of shit btw.
And if you really want to know, I am a 18 years old man with a girlfriend a house, so with a LIFE. I'm sure you don't have that'
'You sure are insecure about how terribly written David Cage games are to start listing your life partner as a possession.
Oh wait you're a fan of David Cage, naturally you're a closet misogynist.'

In other words:
'So, if you have empathy, you MUST be a girl. YOU MISOGYNIST!'

Youtube comments, why do you have such strange people who have the intelligence of dumbbells?

I'm impressed. Being that stupid is an art.

[My Name is Immaterial]

why do you even read youtube comments by the way. did nobody tell you multiple times it's NEVER a good idea

FIFY.

[Bouchart]

Youtube comments, why do you have such strange people who have the intelligence of dumbbells?

That's basically all of humanity.

[misko27]

Youtube comments, why do you have such strange people who have the intelligence of dumbbells?

That's basically all of humanity.

There is something to be said for intelligent and not-rude people purposefully avoiding a place known for insane comments. It feeds on itself.

[Flying Dice]

If it helps, think of YT comments as being a collective expression of the stream-of-consciousness of humanity.

...

_{That probably didn't help, did it?}

[Thecard]

If it helps, think of YT comments as being a collective expression of the stream-of-consciousness of humanity's butthole.

Did that fix it?

[Bouchart]

I loooooove Yahoo finance.  It's a mental ward.

[scrdest]

I loooooove Yahoo finance.  It's a mental ward.

And Yahoo Answers is a kindergarten of a mental ward.

[Bdthemag]

Youtube comments, why do you have such strange people who have the intelligence of dumbbells?

That's basically all of humanity.

There is something to be said for intelligent and not-rude people purposefully avoiding a place known for insane comments. It feeds on itself.

Well, that's assuming intelligent people, in all of their infinite internet wisdom and maturity avoid these places. All of the websites that just seem like random, unintelligent gibberish is arguably just what happens when you remove much of the filters and restraints someone in real-life has to abide by.