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[Sirus]

It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.

The goddess of hookers may partake of the form those those she blows. The effect lingers, and persists across incarnations. By recalling the appropriate memories, Sirus may, indeed, become a T-Rex.

He doesn't, though. That would mean remembering exactly what the goddess of hookers was getting up to back in the Cretaceous period.

No. Just no.

[tahujdt]

It's almost like YHWH's a level 20 Wizard trying to prevent anyone else from becoming wizards to challenge him.

We had this debate somewhere back on one of these threads. Since most of the miracle-like clerical spells are based on miracles described in the Bible, it makes sense that Jesus would be a cleric. The debate, if I recall correctly, hinged on whether or not Jesus used an outsider template, because then only a True Resurrection would work for raising him.

Also, some context. Magic, as far as the Hebrews considered it, was granted by consorting with dark powers and such. Thus, if we apply DnD magic, the only class that they would consider evil would be warlocks. Probably.

EDIT: Also, I have fun reminding other Christians that Ezekiel was a wargamer. In one of his prophecies, he set up a little model of Jerusalem, and then began to show how utterly fucked they were.

[Flying Dice]

It's almost like YHWH's a level 20 Wizard trying to prevent anyone else from becoming wizards to challenge him.

We had this debate somewhere back on one of these threads. Since most of the miracle-like clerical spells are based on miracles described in the Bible, it makes sense that Jesus would be a cleric. The debate, if I recall correctly, hinged on whether or not Jesus used an outsider template, because then only a True Resurrection would work for raising him.

Also, some context. Magic, as far as the Hebrews considered it, was granted by consorting with dark powers and such. Thus, if we apply DnD magic, the only class that they would consider evil would be warlocks. Probably.

EDIT: Also, I have fun reminding other Christians that Ezekiel was a wargamer. In one of his prophecies, he set up a little model of Jerusalem, and then began to show how utterly fucked they were.

"After that, the Bloodthirsters are going to sweep in from the west, and then..."

[Neonivek]

Neonivek has a habit of writing in a very stream-of-consciousness style

Well that is because it was. I was specifically trying to write the way I was thinking. Since the endless steam of consciousness was my WTF, since such an inane thing just caused me to suddenly have to go through a thousand things "just because".

[LordSlowpoke]

Neonivek has a habit of writing in a very stream-of-consciousness style

Well that is because it was. I was specifically trying to write the way I was thinking. Since the endless steam of consciousness was my WTF, since such an inane thing just caused me to suddenly have to go through a thousand things "just because".

streams of consciousness are a good thing to write if people can decode strings of consciousness and by all means are a good way of expressing your thought since it's unparsed thought and can't really be misinterpreted unless you misinterpret it in which case your strings are incompatible with the strings you're reading but that's how opinions are formed yo

what i'm saying is refrain from doing so because while i actually enjoy reading pure unprocessed thought more than their nicely packaged forms it's fairly annoying and confusing to others and they'll call you out on it many times which may end up with annoying you too? and if you start throwing annoyed strings around in response they're going to assume bad things and you don't want bad things hence they're called bad but as you may know bad things are subjective but overall you don't want to cause them unless you don't care much and your goal is to acquire reactions to the bad things.

[Neonivek]

Yes, but your annoyance was my annoyance.

The goal was to put the reader in the same "state" as the writer.

[Sirus]

It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.

You're a dwarf T-rex

Well, I am growing a beard...

[Neonivek]

It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.

You're a dwarf T-rex

Well, I am growing a beard...

Oddly enough in IVAN if you cheat to give yourself super stats...

You end up as a Blond bearded dwarf... A Super Saiyan Dwarf if you will.

[LordSlowpoke]

It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.

You're a dwarf T-rex

Well, I am growing a beard...

let's see...

o'sirius-bama the viceroy of new hookervegas and the cutest magical female dwarf t-rex to ever be purer than the most stereotypical victorian-era lady in a truck cabin whose cargo is are parties within themselves to be strategically unloaded at areas where they are most needed also the truck is a transformer

am i missing anything your story is growing out of hand

[Eotyrannus]

Well, there's a relative of the tyrannosaurs which seems to have a preserved beard. Not a very impressive one, and it might just be a bit of loose flesh or something, but it COULD be a beard.

[Neonivek]

Well, there's a relative of the tyrannosaurs which seems to have a preserved beard. Not a very impressive one, and it might just be a bit of loose flesh or something, but it COULD be a beard.

Wait... isn't that a Pokémon? The 6th generation seems to have a Beaded T-rex pokemon.

[Sirus]

It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.

You're a dwarf T-rex

Well, I am growing a beard...

let's see...

o'sirius-bama the viceroy of new hookervegas and the cutest magical female dwarf t-rex to ever be purer than the most stereotypical victorian-era lady in a truck cabin whose cargo is are parties within themselves to be strategically unloaded at areas where they are most needed also the truck is a transformer

am i missing anything your story is growing out of hand

Well, I don't think I've ever been declared Viceroy of anything...I'm most certainly not cute...I'm reasonably certain that I am not any sort of prehistoric creature...not that pure either despite my lack of any sort of experience...

So I think the story needs some pruning back, yes.

[Neonivek]

I am not any sort of prehistoric creature

Well, if you want to get technical

You are.

[scrdest]

Sirus the organism/personality/trucker, however is not.

Seriously. They didn't have trucks before history happened.

That's what They want you to think!

[Neonivek]

Well what I mean is...

Humans are "technically" prehistoric creatures. In that humans existed since before history.