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[Steelmagic]

This just goes to prove that the zombie apocalypse will begin in Britain. If only we had a good way to quarantine the entire island...

Zombies can't swim, can they?

They don't need to breathe either though.

[Neonivek]

This just goes to prove that the zombie apocalypse will begin in Britain. If only we had a good way to quarantine the entire island...

Zombies can't swim, can they?

They don't need to breathe either though.

Zombies float, they can certainly swim, albeit not efficiently.

[BlackFlyme]

This just goes to prove that the zombie apocalypse will begin in Britain. If only we had a good way to quarantine the entire island...

Zombies can't swim, can they?

Probably not, but once they start bloating they'll just float across. Assuming they don't just try walking along the bottom.

Besides, we should be less concerned about whether human zombies can swim and be more concerned about whether or not zombie sharks can move on land.

[Owlbread]

And sometimes pigs bite into them. Although they're mostly deceased by that point, unless they seriously pissed off someone.

Hence the expression...

as greedy as a pig

[Frumple]

This just goes to prove that the zombie aporkalypse will begin in Britain. If only we had a good way to quarantine the entire island...

Damnit man, you missed a perfect opportunity.

[hops]

Nah, don't worry, the British Robot Apocalypse will begin first.

[Frumple]

Spoiler: You seem to be under the mistaken impression they're not one and the same. (click to show/hide)

Pictured: Flesh enslaved minions of the undead pork masses prepare their delicious overlords for roboticization.

[FearfulJesuit]

I have just realized that I have, for a long time, been confusing RuPaul with the father-son libertarian political dynasty.

[Flying Dice]

I have just realized that I have, for a long time, been confusing RuPaul with the father-son libertarian political dynasty.

And what a fabulous case of mistaken identity it was. Just remember: one is a disgusting, amoral deviant, while the other hosts television shows about drag queens.

[Kadzar]

That's nothing. For the longest time, I had mentally combined Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis with Jacki-O, and thought she was our country's first African American First Lady. In hindsight it doesn't make sense, since a lot of people were really intolerant of mixed-race marriages at the time, but I chose to believe it since it seemed so much cooler than reality and the fact that I don't pay enough attention to celebrities to distinguish between people with similar names. I also at one point believed Kelsey Grammer was Brendan Fraser (since he played the character Frasier Crane in the show "Frasier") and that Zachary Ty Bryan was Brad Pitt (because he played the character Brad Taylor on "Home Improvement"), but these things were from when I was a kid; the Jackie-O/Jacqueline Onassis thing lasted up until last year (or maybe it was earlier this year).

[mastahcheese]

For the longest time, I thought that Bing Crosby was just a mispronunciation of Bill Cosby.

[Neonivek]

For the longest of time I thought Michael Jackson was a woman named Janet Jackson... it is complicated.

[Xantalos]

For the longest time, I thought that Bing Crosby was just a mispronunciation of Bill Cosby.

Wait it isn't

[mastahcheese]

For the longest time, I thought that Bing Crosby was just a mispronunciation of Bill Cosby.

Wait it isn't

Apparently they're two separate people who are both comedians.
It's really weird.

[Xantalos]

For the longest time, I thought that Bing Crosby was just a mispronunciation of Bill Cosby.

Wait it isn't

Apparently they're two separate people who are both comedians.
It's really weird.

Uh
My worldview is shattered
I have no reference point for reality