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mastahcheese

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38745 on: October 14, 2013, 04:09:53 pm »

That is freaking genius.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38746 on: October 14, 2013, 04:26:46 pm »

Fuckin' computers, man.

Please let me know where I can find a good fuckin' computer. My current one is running a bit slow & my GF is not pleased. Thx.

Not sure if accident or double entendre.

Hey, they have USB everything nowadays.


I read this and immediately thought, "Device: Potato has been connected successfully. Now downloading drivers for Device: Potato."

Spoiler: is this the real life (click to show/hide)
Sure, potatoes are maybe bigger, but why are people buying SD cards when potatoes have so much memory ? 97Gb from a potato beats everything.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38747 on: October 14, 2013, 04:45:02 pm »

Fuckin' computers, man.

Please let me know where I can find a good fuckin' computer. My current one is running a bit slow & my GF is not pleased. Thx.

Not sure if accident or double entendre.

Hey, they have USB everything nowadays.


I read this and immediately thought, "Device: Potato has been connected successfully. Now downloading drivers for Device: Potato."

Spoiler: is this the real life (click to show/hide)
Sure, potatoes are maybe bigger, but why are people buying SD cards when potatoes have so much memory ? 97Gb from a potato beats everything.

Not always, I've seen plenty of potatoes this side.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38748 on: October 14, 2013, 04:52:57 pm »

Spoiler: is this the real life (click to show/hide)
That's just ridiculous.



DNA has a far higher storage value than that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38749 on: October 14, 2013, 05:11:11 pm »

Spoiler: is this the real life (click to show/hide)
That's just ridiculous.



DNA has a far higher storage value than that.

Agreed. Incidentally, I watched an IQ episode yesterday, and it had a question that ended up leading to the calculation of the data size of a typical male ejaculation.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38750 on: October 14, 2013, 05:30:25 pm »

I opened up task manager to find out why the computer was running so slowly.

Java was using a gig of memory for no apparent reason.
Fuckin' computers, man.
No, that's just Java.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38751 on: October 14, 2013, 05:31:11 pm »

Xantalos just summoned a fucking Demon in our Dark Heresy game, on accident, whilst shooting at some guy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38752 on: October 14, 2013, 05:32:22 pm »

Xantalos just summoned a fucking Demon in our Dark Heresy game, on accident, whilst shooting at some guy.
Sounds about on par for him.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38753 on: October 14, 2013, 05:34:16 pm »

Xantalos just summoned a fucking Demon in our Dark Heresy game, on accident, whilst shooting at some guy.
Sounds about on par for him.
It was my first action in the entire campaign.
I was using a minor psychic power to augment my aim.
I guess there's a reason why Xanaros was picked up by the Inquisitor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38754 on: October 14, 2013, 05:41:09 pm »

Food fights ALWAYS seem like one of those things that television makes WAAAAAAAY cooler then it would actually be.

You just end up smelly, sticky, and if anything gets in your eyes it HURTS!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38755 on: October 14, 2013, 05:43:11 pm »

Xantalos just summoned a fucking Demon in our Dark Heresy game, on accident, whilst shooting at some guy.
Sounds about on par for him.
It was my first action in the entire campaign.
I was using a minor psychic power to augment my aim.
I guess there's a reason why Xanaros was picked up by the Inquisitor.
I'd hate to see what would happen if you tried to actually, you know, do something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38756 on: October 14, 2013, 05:43:34 pm »

Now, by "demon", are we talking imps or bloodthirsters?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38757 on: October 14, 2013, 05:51:50 pm »

Did noooobody get my post earlier?

I'm surprised.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38758 on: October 14, 2013, 05:54:21 pm »

Nobody cared.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38759 on: October 14, 2013, 06:02:20 pm »

Now, by "demon", are we talking imps or bloodthirsters?
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