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[Mr Space Cat]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

[Hanslanda]

I made a sandwich upside down on accident, which led me to question how a sandwich could possibly be upside-down. This made me realize that every non-hamburger sandwich I've seen in my life has been made in the order of (from top to bottom): Bread, mild condiment (mayo), small vegetables (olives, onions etc.), large vegetables (lettuce & tomatoes), cheese, meat, spicy condiment (mustard usually), bread.

I then realized that before sandwiches existed, somebody probably had to sit down and figure out the best possible way to arrange ingredients on a sandwich, which spread throughout all of society and became the de facto norm for putting a bunch of random crap between pieces of bread.

It bothers me that there is somebody, somewhere in the world making a sandwich in the "wrong" order, possibly even as I type.

Funny, because I have seen pretty much every burger I've ever eaten prepared in the opposite order.

When I make my own burgers, but not sandwichs, I usually actually put all the vegetables on the bottom bun, the condiments on whichever, but usually it's just mayo, then I put the extra cheese on it, on either side of the burger, or one on top of the first burger patty, the other in the middle.

[Mr Space Cat]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

Comments filled with people arguing over religion and the occasional racist.

Youtube never fails to give me things to reply to. Dammit, brain! Y U DO DIS!?

Yep, quality Youtube. Pretty much all of BostonDynamics' robot videos are filled with comments complaining on how the robots are "unnatural" or a total waste of money that could be better spent helping the needy.

The waste of money argument in particular is a stupid argument since we could say the same thing for smartphones, video games, social media, various products and advertising and film-making and art, transportation developments, new car models, space exploration, psychology, geology, archaeology, etc, rather than just robotics. Everyone just rags on the robots though, because Skynet and "it's not human we should worry about humans first derp".

quality youtube comments section right there.

[Furtuka]

This. This is amazing

[Flying Dice]

This. This is amazing

If only because it reminded me of this. 

[Kadzar]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

Comments filled with people arguing over religion and the occasional racist.

Youtube never fails to give me things to reply to. Dammit, brain! Y U DO DIS!?

I'll just drop this little gem here:

mankind has not a clue. Most all of mankind's geniuses from Jung, DaVinci, Tesla, many many more were Channeled by the Fallen angels. We absolutely understand his character as he reveals it to us in his Holy Bible but only the King James Bible.  Those that that do not take Jesus as Savior now will not see Heaven.The Innovation will be destroyed by God, promise you. That was the reason for the flood, to destroy the DNA corruptions created by fallen angels or sons of God. Story made short.

[Hanslanda]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

Comments filled with people arguing over religion and the occasional racist.

Youtube never fails to give me things to reply to. Dammit, brain! Y U DO DIS!?

I'll just drop this little gem here:

mankind has not a clue. Most all of mankind's geniuses from Jung, DaVinci, Tesla, many many more were Channeled by the Fallen angels. We absolutely understand his character as he reveals it to us in his Holy Bible but only the King James Bible.  Those that that do not take Jesus as Savior now will not see Heaven.The Innovation will be destroyed by God, promise you. That was the reason for the flood, to destroy the DNA corruptions created by fallen angels or sons of God. Story made short.

what

[Xantalos]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

Comments filled with people arguing over religion and the occasional racist.

Youtube never fails to give me things to reply to. Dammit, brain! Y U DO DIS!?

I'll just drop this little gem here:

mankind has not a clue. Most all of mankind's geniuses from Jung, DaVinci, Tesla, many many more were Channeled by the Fallen angels. We absolutely understand his character as he reveals it to us in his Holy Bible but only the King James Bible.  Those that that do not take Jesus as Savior now will not see Heaven.The Innovation will be destroyed by God, promise you. That was the reason for the flood, to destroy the DNA corruptions created by fallen angels or sons of God. Story made short.

I didn't know God played Halo.

[Graknorke]

Oh, that reminds me.
My grandma is going to U3A classes; history, self-hypnosis, and one about evolution.
The first is fine, the second she is kind of bad at but the teaching is sound, but the third... well. It's run by some religious fanatic who spent the entire first lesson rambling about how there is a strict hierarchy of life, with everything having one superior and one inferior (apart from the things at the top and the bottom obviously), so going through in a single straight line from single-celled-organisms to humans. But then through the cherubs and angels and things. And then with God at the top.
None of the lesson was actually spent teaching anyone anything, it was more like a big long personal rant.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I didn't know there were people who still seriously believed in the Great Chain of Being thing, even among Christians.

[misko27]

I didn't know there were people who still seriously believed in the Great Chain of Being thing, even among Christians.

I'm not familiar, what is that?

[Graknorke]

I didn't know there were people who still seriously believed in the Great Chain of Being thing, even among Christians.

I'm not familiar, what is that?

The great chain of being (Latin: scala naturae, literally "ladder/stair-way of nature"), is a concept derived from Plato and Aristotle, and developed fully in Neoplatonism. It details a strict, religious hierarchical structure of all matter and life, believed to have been decreed by God. The chain starts from God and progresses downward to angels, demons (fallen/renegade angels), stars, moon, kings, princes, nobles, men, wild animals, domesticated animals, trees, other plants, precious stones, precious metals, and other minerals.

[Skyrunner]

The sky is red. Red and purple. It's so weird.

[LordSlowpoke]

The sky is red. Red and purple. It's so weird.

had the timezones been reversed i could make the perfect RED DAWN shout

but no, it must be evening.

not passing this up though. RED DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSK

[Octobomb]

Behold, WildCat! Strap a chainsaw to it and you have a ruthless robot predator!

Comments filled with people arguing over religion and the occasional racist.

Youtube never fails to give me things to reply to. Dammit, brain! Y U DO DIS!?

I'll just drop this little gem here:

mankind has not a clue. Most all of mankind's geniuses from Jung, DaVinci, Tesla, many many more were Channeled by the Fallen angels. We absolutely understand his character as he reveals it to us in his Holy Bible but only the King James Bible.  Those that that do not take Jesus as Savior now will not see Heaven.The Innovation will be destroyed by God, promise you. That was the reason for the flood, to destroy the DNA corruptions created by fallen angels or sons of God. Story made short.

I didn't know God played Halo.

You didn't? I thought everyone knew that. That's where He got the idea for Halos on Angels head. Fact. Also siggy. Were you responsible for any of that?