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[alway]

So I'm doing normal everyday things. THEN SUDDENLY A WILD KITTEN APPROACHES.

Goddamnit surprise kittens from the porch. Y U SO SURPRISING

The cats are coming oh god the last art of the Armageddon Prophecy comes true! Economic collapse, Exploding Volcano's, and now KITTENS FROM NOWHERE?


Make peace with God, repent, the kittens are coming to judge your souls.

But I'm an atheist...

But when you say "God damn it!"  who are you then talking about?

Athe.

[Graknorke]

So I'm doing normal everyday things. THEN SUDDENLY A WILD KITTEN APPROACHES.

Goddamnit surprise kittens from the porch. Y U SO SURPRISING

The cats are coming oh god the last art of the Armageddon Prophecy comes true! Economic collapse, Exploding Volcano's, and now KITTENS FROM NOWHERE?


Make peace with God, repent, the kittens are coming to judge your souls.

But I'm an atheist...

But when you say "God damn it!"  who are you then talking about?

Atheismo.

Fixed?

[Putnam]

I have 4 followers on twitter.

I have to wonder where these people find me. Two out of the four are random youtubers who clearly want more views and followed me in the hopes of returning the favor (there have been 3 others who've unfollowed me since since I'm not that kinda guy). How they get to me is a whole 'nother story. My guess: they go into, say, some Game Grump's (or Game Grumps's) twitter list and just mass-follow those people. Ride on the coattails of success!

(The other two are the Bathroom Reader twitter (which follows most of its followers anyway--5,824 following, 7,087 followers) and Crazy Cow. (At least, I'm pretty sure this @Crazy_Bovine person following a guy with 4 followers is a Bay 12 user with a near-synonymous name))

[Darvi]

I thought the guy-who-doesn't-exists's name was Athor?

[LordSlowpoke]

when walking home a guy i were walking a respectable distance behind of turned around, walked up to me and asked if i can be his friend

in midst of the confusion that followed i learned his name and during the conversation that i failed to deny him i learned that he wants a "strong president, like hitler" though he seemed like a half-decent guy

wat is hapen

[Dutchling]

when walking home a guy i were walking a respectable distance behind of turned around, walked up to me and asked if i can be his friend

in midst of the confusion that followed i learned his name and during the conversation that i failed to deny him i learned that he wants a "strong president, like hitler" though he seemed like a half-decent guy

wat is hapen

* Dutchling updates his "stuff that would b great in a Sitcom" list

Spoiler: Sitcom list (click to show/hide)

• Sir Ian and George live together, and Sir Patrick is their sassy straight neighbor
• LordSlowpoke's magical adventures

[LordSlowpoke]

when walking home a guy i were walking a respectable distance behind of turned around, walked up to me and asked if i can be his friend

in midst of the confusion that followed i learned his name and during the conversation that i failed to deny him i learned that he wants a "strong president, like hitler" though he seemed like a half-decent guy

wat is hapen

* Dutchling updates his "stuff that would b great in a Sitcom" list

Spoiler: Sitcom list (click to show/hide)

• Sir Ian and George live together, and Sir Patrick is their sassy straight neighbor
• LordSlowpoke's magical adventures

i am seriously unused to people being social to me out of the blue okay

[Iceblaster]

I just learned why people call DF the bane of sleep

[Skyrunner]

Hey, you were first post last page, too!

[Lagslayer]

WITCH!

SPAMMER!

[Iceblaster]

...

*Grabs torch*

Yeah!

...

Damnit.

[pisskop]

British Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Graknorke]

British Mutant Ninja Turtles

Is this what people in not-a-country-at-the-moment actually think we sound like?

[Korbac]

I don't understand where this stereotype comes from. However, I am happy if you believe it as it is a far better version of our rather mediocre country. XD

[Iceblaster]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh