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[BlackFlyme]

Wow, this is just about the shittiest game I've ever laid eyes on recently.

What's so shitty about it? I mean, it looks cheesy and I wouldn't play it, but you evidently have seen very few games recently if that's the shittiest one you can think of.

I guess I do have seen pretty few games recently, but this game has overwhelmingly shitty story, shitty level design, shitty game mechanics, Quicktime events, and shitty balance. I'd say shitty graphics too but decent graphics are hard as fuck.

There's always Ride to Hell: Retribution. I heard it's a thing that exists.

[MagmaMcFry]

... yeah. Just... browse through the one/two star stuff on pretty much any flash game aggregate site. Kongregate, newsgrounds, armorgames... whatever. You'll find worse. Low quality flash games are a rabbit hole of excrement that never stops spewing.

Yeah but those don't make you go "This could actually be a great game" before disappointing you.

[SalmonGod]

Every time I play a little GTA IV, I can't help but read everything in Niko Bellic's voice acting for hours afterwards.

[Steelmagic]

Every time I play a little GTA IV, I can't help but read everything in Niko Bellic's voice acting for hours afterwards.

Dammit now I'm reading things in his voice too.

[penguinofhonor]

My roommate has a prescription that would cost him over $1500 a month without insurance. Holy crap.

[wierd]

This is more meme than you can handle, I guarantee it.

[NobodyPro]

Wow, this is just about the shittiest game I've ever laid eyes on recently.

...and with no graphics options...

Burn it.

[scrdest]

Em(Maj7)Add9Add11Add13? That would, on a guitar, be

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Not hard at all! On a keyboard, it's even easier: an E minor chord with a D#m7b5 chord on top (E G B D# F# A C#)

(also thank you because I finally get to flex my jazz guitar muscles :3)

Anyway, a real obscure one would be the DF theme (song_game.ogg)'s infamous first chord, an F#m/maj7add9\B played (capo on second fret):

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That's just E9. The one in DF theme is pretty weird, but not actually difficult. Hell, I can play it without the capo, just barre with some hand-stretching.

[Ultimuh]

Every time I play a little GTA IV, I can't help but read everything in Niko Bellic's voice acting for hours afterwards.

Dammit now I'm reading things in his voice too.

I tend to read stuff in Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth's voice.

[Iceblaster]

Every time I play a little GTA IV, I can't help but read everything in Niko Bellic's voice acting for hours afterwards.

Dammit now I'm reading things in his voice too.

I tend to read stuff in Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth's voice.

Good news everyone!

I tend to read in... Victor from FO:NV's voice oddly enough.

[pisskop]

Bikers chase car, attempt to damage vehicle and driver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ukdkgLYYbw#t=163

[JoshuaFH]

wrong thread wow, go attention span.

[Descan]

Wut?

[MagmaMcFry]

Wrong thread sir.

[Dutchling]

#Women_driving_affects_ovaries_and_pelvises