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[Xantalos]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

All we're missing is the absurd number of hats and an abundance of twelve year olds!

Hmm. . . Kinda sounds like the papacy.

[Dutchling]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

All we're missing is the absurd number of hats and an abundance of twelve year olds!

Hmm. . . Kinda sounds like the papacy.

xD

[Flying Dice]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I AM BOOLETPROOF!"

[Ultimuh]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

All we're missing is the absurd number of hats and an abundance of twelve year olds!

Hmm. . . Kinda sounds like the papacy.

Well the current pope seem cool enough.

[Xantalos]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I AM BOOLETPROOF!"

Hell, Obama even looks like the Spy.

[Flying Dice]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I AM BOOLETPROOF!"

Hell, Obama even looks like the Spy.

Don't let Limbaugh hear you say that.

[Scelly9]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.

Inb4 American politics is TF2

All we're missing is the absurd number of hats and an abundance of twelve year olds!

Hmm. . . Kinda sounds like the papacy.

Well the current pope seem cool enough.

Actually...

[Xantalos]

Oh lawdy. Limbaugh is Painis Cupcake now.

[Kadzar]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

Electro Snowden: It was I who hacked your microjammer, Neo Obama! You thought I died back in Moscow... but for the past twenty years, I have been training to get my revenge... your betrayal will be the death of you!

I'm throwing money at the screen, but nothing is happening.

[Neonivek]

You know what... Just Lunchmeat

You ever had Turkey Lunchmeat? It doesn't even taste like Turkey.

At least not any turkey we have on planet earth.

[Dutchling]

Doesn't Turkey in general taste like radiated Chicken?

[SealyStar]

You know what... Just Lunchmeat

You ever had Turkey Lunchmeat? It doesn't even taste like Turkey.

At least not any turkey we have on planet earth.

Right on.

I used to like turkey before I realized it's basically low-quality chicken that looks like ham.

[Graknorke]

You know what... Just Lunchmeat

You ever had Turkey Lunchmeat? It doesn't even taste like Turkey.

At least not any turkey we have on planet earth.

Right on.

I used to like turkey before I realized it's basically low-quality chicken that looks like ham.

You are wrong.

[majikero]

You know what... Just Lunchmeat

You ever had Turkey Lunchmeat? It doesn't even taste like Turkey.

At least not any turkey we have on planet earth.

Right on.

I used to like turkey before I realized it's basically low-quality chicken that looks like ham.

You are wrong.

It's low quality ham that looks like chicken.