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[Furtuka]

Honeyed bacon. Worst food ever >:I

You'd better like Honeyed gammon. If you don't, you are the strangest man in all existence.

Sky's a girl

[Descan]

Then she is totally the strangest man in all existence!

[Frumple]

It takes a lot more than just being female to be the strangest man in existence.

[SalmonGod]

I don't like honeyed bacon, either.  Anything that rich just makes me feel sick.

[Putnam]

My grandmother wants me to go on social security disability for the asperger syndrome I don't have but she seems attached to the idea of.

[Pnx]

My grandmother wants me to go on social security disability for the asperger syndrome I don't have but she seems attached to the idea of.

You don't actually qualify for disability unless you can demonstrate it interferes with your ability to work.

My mother tried to do this to me at one point...

[Nadaka]

It takes a lot more than just being female to be the strangest man in existence.

yes, but a dislike of bacon will do it.

[pisskop]

Bacon = fat/pimples.  And it always splattered over my wrists when I made it.

[freeformschooler]

My grandmother wants me to go on social security disability for the asperger syndrome I don't have but she seems attached to the idea of.

It's always amazing to see relatives discouraging work.

[misko27]

My grandmother wants me to go on social security disability for the asperger syndrome I don't have but she seems attached to the idea of.

It's always amazing to see relatives discouraging work.

Depends. Some are only attached to the idea of making money for yourself, rather then working.

[Kadzar]

It takes a lot more than just being female to be the strangest man in existence.

yes, but a dislike of bacon will do it.

It may just be the combination of honey and bacon. I know I for one don't like my sweets and savories mixed up like that.

[lemon10]

Doing math split between the computer (and two different programs on it) and a sheet of paper.
I accidentally wrote sqrt on my sheet of paper instead of doing a root sign because that's what I do on the computer. I was confused for a few seconds when it didn't turn into a root sign

[Parsely]

When it comes to genders, my brain hasn't been working properly.

You're all androgynous clones in tweed suits with screw-on heads in my brain canon.

[mastahcheese]

Doing math split between the computer (and two different programs on it) and a sheet of paper.
I accidentally wrote sqrt on my sheet of paper instead of doing a root sign because that's what I do on the computer. I was confused for a few seconds when it didn't turn into a root sign

This made me laugh because I've done stuff like this before.
I'm always angry that my notebook won't autocorrect me.

[Graknorke]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23948095
It's like Papers, Please. But in real life.