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Graknorke

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36900 on: August 31, 2013, 06:57:02 am »

Ever wonder what is under the TF2 Pyro's mask?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=174276130
It is paintable.
That is horrifying.
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« Reply #36901 on: August 31, 2013, 08:04:04 am »

because you still get more enjoyment out of having helped them than if you had not helped them, don't need to be "aw yes I helped them", just not wanting the regret of not helping.
It... it's sometimes, like. Physically impossible. Not to help. For me. At least if directly confronted with something. Even when I don't want to. Even when not helping would make me feel a lot better. Even when helping makes me feel terrible, for whatever reason.

Conditioning is a hell of a drug.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36902 on: August 31, 2013, 08:42:48 am »

Apparently the vet's file of my cat contains, on the top, in big, red letters: "Warning! Dangerous and large cat!".
Heh. There are two people needed to keep him under control.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36903 on: August 31, 2013, 09:26:19 am »

Apparently the vet's file of my cat contains, on the top, in big, red letters: "Warning! Dangerous and large cat!".
Heh. There are two people needed to keep him under control.
Well, Miauw, we told you and told you, but nooooooo, you just had to buy that albino bengal tiger.

Honestly I'm surprised your vet took it all in such good charm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36904 on: August 31, 2013, 09:33:10 am »

Is there such a thing as a cat that isn't dangerous? Even the adorable little housecat kittens spend time planning on stalking and killing you, before they figure out that it's easier to just enslave you to their will and play-hunt you while waiting for the sound of a can opener.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36905 on: August 31, 2013, 10:03:23 am »

"Who's an angry kitty? You are! You are! *pet-pet-mauled*"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36906 on: August 31, 2013, 10:26:34 am »

Is there such a thing as a cat that isn't dangerous? Even the adorable little housecat kittens spend time planning on stalking and killing you, before they figure out that it's easier to just enslave you to their will and play-hunt you while waiting for the sound of a can opener.
Funny story. I was playing Fallout 3, when my cat came up, stood on my lap, and looked at the screen. After a few minutes, my character vaporized a dog with a plasma rifle. Immediately, my cat flopped over on my lap and started purring.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36907 on: August 31, 2013, 10:54:26 am »

I was trying to make a Prisoner's Dilemma simulation. I accidentally ended up with it being a gene drift simulation.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36908 on: August 31, 2013, 10:56:14 am »

WTF?

I think the weirdest thing happening to me right now is the number of people on crutches at my school. It seems like everyone is walking around with two aluminum crutches nowadays. Extremely WTF.
That'd be sports injuries.
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« Reply #36909 on: August 31, 2013, 10:56:31 am »

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« Reply #36910 on: August 31, 2013, 10:57:05 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36911 on: August 31, 2013, 12:50:20 pm »

WTF?

I think the weirdest thing happening to me right now is the number of people on crutches at my school. It seems like everyone is walking around with two aluminum crutches nowadays. Extremely WTF.
That'd be sports injuries.
Heeey metal, thats kinda old

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36912 on: August 31, 2013, 02:18:49 pm »

Wow, I almost missed that necro-quote.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36913 on: August 31, 2013, 02:27:11 pm »

WTF?

I think the weirdest thing happening to me right now is the number of people on crutches at my school. It seems like everyone is walking around with two aluminum crutches nowadays. Extremely WTF.
That'd be sports injuries.
Heeey metal, thats kinda old
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36914 on: August 31, 2013, 05:55:03 pm »

I helped a pair of grandparents buy a computer today. They wanted a high-end gaming rig, for such titles as BF3, Crysis 2, Diablo 3 and a few upcoming titles. I tried to sell them into a mid-range machine, but they weren't having it. They wanted a full-on beast. So, I showed them the Phoenix. Haswell i7, 16GB RAM, 2GB dedicated video card. I figured that I was helping a couple of retirees pass the time because they had nothing else to do. Instead, after they finished their transaction, I saw them pull over a 10 or 11 year old boy and ask him, "Will that be powerful enough for what you want to do?"

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