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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14974666 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36840 on: August 29, 2013, 08:41:54 pm »

Well, i for one would want to make sure i executed someone in a unique way no one has ever thought of before. None of this firing squad or tie you to horses bullshit. If i execute someone I'm going to use a little plush dog or something.


"You must execute him with a pair of toothpicks, some cotton swabs, 250ml of vodka, a single strike anywhere match, and a carrot. You must use all the items."

Toothpicks to stab open the chest, cotton to stuff the ribs apart, match to set the carrot on fire, carrot through the heart. Drink the vodka to celebrate a job well done, alternatively pour it into victim's eyeballs before execution.
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« Reply #36841 on: August 29, 2013, 09:49:10 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36842 on: August 29, 2013, 10:10:28 pm »

Well, i for one would want to make sure i executed someone in a unique way no one has ever thought of before. None of this firing squad or tie you to horses bullshit. If i execute someone I'm going to use a little plush dog or something.


"You must execute him with a pair of toothpicks, some cotton swabs, 250ml of vodka, a single strike anywhere match, and a carrot. You must use all the items."
Toothpicks through eyes, force cotton swabs under nails, strike match on and burn fingertips, force carrot up nose, put vodka directly into bloodstream and wait.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36843 on: August 30, 2013, 05:57:58 am »

I found a CD left behind by my old roommate when she moved out last year while I was cleaning. It doesn't look homemade, but fucked if I know what it is. The title on the computer is "T-7000 多媒体", which as far as Google can tell me is "T-7000 Multimedia", and I can't read the title on the disc itself on account of not knowing a damn thing about Chinese. It's filled with file extensions my computer can't recognize (and which Google tells me are things like accounting spreadsheets or N64 roms), black and white photos of various random things, like a casino labeled Nevada060.bmp, and file names that are sometimes English, sometimes Chinese, and not significantly enlightening. When I initially inserted the CD, Windows Media Player started displaying pages from The Andromeda Strain before crashing.

My best guess is it's supposed to be a primer for Western culture or something.
Mysterious file storage devices being found by people on Bay12? Two in a month? Coincidence?
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There's a big scheme going on. Some force somewhere is trying to send either us, the community as a while; an individual member of the forum; or Tarn and Zach. The second is dubious because they could just get the full message themselves. Tarn and Zach has a similar problem, but they might be more likely to take something seriously if their entire community is also onto it. That also includes the entire community though. So, I think that it being a message to Bay12 as a while is most likely.
What the message is is more mysterious. Nic Cage and the Andromeda Strain...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36844 on: August 30, 2013, 06:02:47 am »

They contain demo files for HL3 and we must decrypt them to hasten the launch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36845 on: August 30, 2013, 09:28:56 am »

"You must execute him with a pair of toothpicks, some cotton swabs, 250ml of vodka, a single strike anywhere match, and a carrot. You must use all the items."
Douse the cotton swabs in vodka, use the toothpicks to attach them to his clothes/flesh, light them on fire with the match. Eat the carrot while you watch the man burn to death, or, if you aren't hungry, jam it into his mouth to dampen the screaming.
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« Reply #36846 on: August 30, 2013, 11:14:09 am »

To make it more exciting, if you fail to do it, you are to be executed with the same materials. And if that person fails he is also executed with these materials etc etc.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #36847 on: August 30, 2013, 11:33:37 am »

To make it more exciting, if you fail to do it, you are to be executed with the same materials. And if that person fails he is also executed with these materials etc etc.
add a random material after each failure.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36848 on: August 30, 2013, 12:12:01 pm »

So on the SS13 server we have, me and Fniff heard about someone raiding the armory. Naturally, me, the mime, and Fniff, the engineer, went to go talk to him/her. Then this happens... I don't even know how we kept him talking for so long.

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« Reply #36849 on: August 30, 2013, 12:33:10 pm »

That was a great round.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36850 on: August 30, 2013, 01:14:20 pm »

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« Reply #36851 on: August 30, 2013, 01:35:02 pm »

We live inside a computer. Maybe.

pff, easiest way to check that is to check if we're optimized

like tangible limits on things such as temperature or velocity or capping off decimals in places
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36852 on: August 30, 2013, 01:53:29 pm »

That article is totally bogus. If we do live inside a simulation, it's impossible to determine anything about the universe above ours, and even if we can determine if we're inside a simulation in the first place.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36853 on: August 30, 2013, 01:54:28 pm »

Well we can determine a formula?  Also we should make a virus :)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #36854 on: August 30, 2013, 01:54:57 pm »

That article is totally bogus. If we do live inside a simulation, it's impossible to determine anything about the universe above ours, and even if we can determine if we're inside a simulation in the first place.
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