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[Akura]

I was stepping outside the building I work in, and as I was walking out the door, a bird falls down on the ground next to me an just starts twitching horribly.

Did it fly into a window? Birds seem to do that a lot around here.

Possibly, the second floor is fairly new, so I imagine the windows would be hard for a bird to see.

[Pnx]

Mark my words, natural selection is going to produce birds that are perfectly suited to detect and avoid windows.

[Drakale]

Or fly right through them to access the juicy humans inside.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

No matter how much I try, I cannot, just can not stop thinking of Henry V in the terms of Crusader Kings II. I just can't. It's got claims, successions, plots, wars, and pretty much everything else involved. I guess it is a testament to the game that I think of it when reading Shakespeare's histories.

[Dutchling]

It's actually the other  way around for me. When I read about actual people in the CKii timeframe I can't help but think of bad Ckii is at simulating the entire medieval world.

[Digital Hellhound]

My brain as a compromise tries to figure out how to translate historical events into CK2 ones. The same goes for EU, really.

[Dermonster]

Well, thats one timeloop song I'm going to remember.

[Hanslanda]

I remember last night I had a dream where I posted something horribly racist and sexist in the rage thread (I never saw what it was, I just knew it was racist and sexist) and people were agreeing with it.

Basically, I had a dream where B12 turned into racist sexists. And I haven't the faintest where that came from >.>

I'm trying to think of something racist and sexist to say, but I can't be sarcastically double-bigoted on purpose.

[pisskop]

I remember last night I had a dream where I posted something horribly racist and sexist in the rage thread (I never saw what it was, I just knew it was racist and sexist) and people were agreeing with it.

Basically, I had a dream where B12 turned into racist sexists. And I haven't the faintest where that came from >.>

I'm trying to think of something racist and sexist to say, but I can't be sarcastically double-bigoted on purpose.

Here's a hint:  It involves cherry sherbert, a 20 Big Gulp cup, and 3 dimpled teenagers running on the same tredmill.

[Bauglir]

Well, thats one timeloop song I'm going to remember.

That's a classy as hell time loop. I am filled with approval.

[Frumple]

... watching yoshi's island playthrough thingy. And... and...

... you kill the first boss by violently stripping it and it dying of (apparent) embarrassment. Nudity = death! The boss critter didn't even have, like, anything to show! So odd...

[Putnam]

you've never played Yoshi's Island? :<

[Frumple]

Fairly sure I've actually beaten it. Just... when it was released. Maybe three, four years later, dunno. Been a while, anyway. And I don't remember, like. Any of it.

[Facekillz058]

r/spacedicks

That is all.

[Putnam]

r/spacedicks

That is all.

You might want to give a ton of warnings for that, btw. I've never been, but I've heard the most horrible things. (For example: sending someone a picture from there is worse than giving them a large zip file containing a bunch of viruses)