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[mcclay]

How did you accidentally tell her?

I thought I had already told her. Also I should be meeting her at the next CON. So thats cool...I guess.
In fact I'll post the chat log here.

Me: Hey, you up?

Her: I just got back to my dorm

Me: Oh, cool. Hows it been?

Her:Awesome
Not quite as good as cons (fuck gender-segregated hallways) but fairly close

Me:Cool, you been learning cool shit.

Her:Yeah
Except in sculpture, because that class is bullshit

Me:Ah, how so?

Her:The teacher talks to us like we're kindergarteners

Me: Fuuuuun. Is the subject at least interesting?

Her:Not the way she teaches it
The projects are kind of stupid and she won't stop talking about putting deep meaning into everything

Me:Ah
Soo.... have you thought a bit about what I said at the end of WUUKY?

Her:You mean "Bye"?

Me:No, what I said right after the worship...

Her:?
I don't think you said anything to me

Me: Nooo...I was really adward and nervous.
I said that I liked you, like really liked you. (exact words of a nervous boy)
It wasn't my most eloquent moment.

Her: I'm sorry, but I don't think you actually said that to me

Me: I rember it very clearly.
But even so, yeah. I mean it.
I...have feeling for you.
feelings* fuck I messed that up.
goddamnit i'm so nervous right now.

So yeah...sorry if I made this conversation awkward.

11:28pm
Her: I'm really sorry, but I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

Me: Yeah...sorry

[Putnam]

I just realized that people don't implicitly trust me in matters of Dwarf Fortress mechanics on Reddit.

[SalmonGod]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Xantalos]

What's wierd about the picture?

[Slayerhero90]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think you're looking for the terrified thread. Or the SCP Foundation. The elk bird wasn't nearly as terrifying.

[Xantalos]

No seriously though what's wierd about it?

[SalmonGod]

I almost posted it in the happy thread

[Xantalos]

Heh.
...
You know, the phenomena of Nicolas Cage's face appearing on everything could be an SCP.

[Mr Space Cat]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you have no idea how much I laughed at that. Thanks for that.

Gotta love photoshop.

[SalmonGod]

We'll know something's wrong when even fresh photos begin developing with Nicolas Cage faces on every person and object, before ever touching the internet.

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you have no idea how much I laughed at that. Thanks for that.

Gotta love photoshop.

I still can't look at it without breaking down laughing

[Xantalos]

We'll know something's wrong when even fresh photos begin developing with Nicolas Cage faces on every person and object, before ever touching the internet.

...
Thanks for the idea, guys.

[quinnr]

Cat pee on everything. Bathroom rug, my shirt in my room, my other shirt that was in the bathroom. Like everything I own is beginning to smell like cat pee. The cat hates it when I'm here, and goes all berserk on my stuff.

[Putnam]

Tobuscus is Cartoon Network's new anchor.

EDIT: And his little dog, too.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We'll know something's wrong when even fresh photos begin developing with Nicolas Cage faces on every person and object, before ever touching the internet.

...
Thanks for the idea, guys.

Xantalos waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Cage in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the Crawling Chaos were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Xantalos was a starsighted abomination for fourteen quadrillion years. When he was young he watched the starships and he said to daemon sultan “I want to be on the ships blind idiot god.”
Daemon Sultan said “No! You will BE KILL BY CAGE”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the ephemeral cavern base of Earth he knew there were Cage.
“This is Nyarlathotep” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Cage!”
So Xantalos gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the Cage
“I will shoot at him” said the Cybercage and he fired the rocket missiles. Xantalos plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Cage” he shouted
The radio said “No, Xantalos. You are the Cage”
And then Xantalos was Cage.

[majikero]

What?