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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14942187 times)

misko27

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35670 on: July 31, 2013, 09:51:09 am »

That's why you name the species You, instead of I.

... I named one of my cats You. I still kinda' miss that cat :-\
"Hey You, yeah You, get over here. Stop peeing on that immediately You. *To other cat* If you don't you don't stop that I am going to give all of your treats to You, how will you feel then huh?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35671 on: July 31, 2013, 10:05:18 am »

That's why you name the species You, instead of I.

... I named one of my cats You. I still kinda' miss that cat :-\
"Hey You, yeah You, get over here. Stop peeing on that immediately You. *To other cat* If you don't you don't stop that I am going to give all of your treats to You, how will you feel then huh?"
Then comes the realisation that you are talking to cats and are probably going insane.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35672 on: July 31, 2013, 10:14:44 am »

Then comes the realisation that you are talking to cats and are probably going insane.
Eh. Cats're somewhat capable of recognizing tone (particularly) and phrases (somewhat less so, from what I've seen). Yapping at 'em doesn't hurt, and definitely isn't a sign (in and of itself) of insanity. Involving vocal cues is generally a good idea regarding any animal you'll be dealing with on a regular basis.
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« Reply #35673 on: July 31, 2013, 10:16:28 am »

Why the fuck did I make this post when it was the same old bullshit I usually ramble about?
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 10:27:16 am by MadMalkavian »
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« Reply #35674 on: July 31, 2013, 11:28:12 am »

Why the fuck did I make this post when it was the same old bullshit I usually ramble about?
Because rambling about the same 'old bullshit' doesn't mean that it's invalid.
I have no response for this. I have no response for this at all outside of my computer's PSU fan stopped for about five minutes while I quit out of Everquest and the damn thing didn't catch fire like I thought it was going to. I think though that I've really got to get a new computer so that this shit stops happening, and not just the PSU problems but the being bored half the time with not having very many good video games to play that I haven't either ragequit from or played to death.

I think the fact that I've been turned onto Steam is now making these feelings worse as I don't want to play with my pirated copies of various games and instead want to buy them on Steam for some reason. I've managed to do that for one so far and have noticed a considerable improvement in frames per second, and that is something I desire in games - performance. I think now I want to see if such a thing is true or not with the other games I have pirated - will they perform better after purchasing them in Steam?

What's more is that I'm still feeling somewhat messed up about the whole Tourettes Syndrome incident that happened at the grocery store last Saturday which ended up with me being called a racist. I regret that more than a lot of the other messed up stuff that I have done in recent years and it was something that was out of my control. I mean the managers and staff said they know it's not like me to say those things but they did still say that if it ever happens again I'm banned for life as they don't care if I have a nervous system condition, they can't let my being different affect their wanting a family-friendly environment for their store. I'm frightened to go into the grocery store I've shopped at for almost three years because I was born with a nervous system condition that makes me say things involuntarily and it being a problem once is apparently the worst thing ever.

I slept for over sixty hours the past three days as a result of this by the way. How I managed to do it I don't know but I was only awake for maybe twelve hours from Sunday to Tuesday. There's something wrong if I'm going into full-blown hibernation mode because of some incident where my tics got a little out of hand. I'm feeling fucked up and wondering where the fuck I went wrong with my life. I don't want to bother people with it but if you insist, here it is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35675 on: July 31, 2013, 11:29:50 am »

Why the fuck did I make this post when it was the same old bullshit I usually ramble about?
Because rambling about the same 'old bullshit' doesn't mean that it's invalid.
If my life has been any indication, get used to rambling about the same old bullshit.

It's called "the same old bullshit" for a reason.

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« Reply #35676 on: July 31, 2013, 02:28:17 pm »

I went to the only grocery store I've found to sell Vanilla Coke today....and....nothing. It's just gone. What in the fuck! Somebody is responsible for this, and when I find out who I will have my vengeance.
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« Reply #35677 on: July 31, 2013, 02:31:55 pm »

Normally I would spite you for that, but my paranoid rage directed at the person who stole my rightful soda continues to distract me.
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« Reply #35678 on: July 31, 2013, 02:32:06 pm »

He means vanilla as in "plain", you know, not cut with anything? It's getting so hard to find a store that sells that nowadays.
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« Reply #35679 on: July 31, 2013, 02:33:40 pm »

The Mafia subforum is a scary, scary place. 8(
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« Reply #35680 on: July 31, 2013, 02:38:37 pm »

Normally I would spite you for that, but my paranoid rage directed at the person who stole my rightful soda continues to distract me.
... so go get some vanilla and regular coke. Mix, fixed.
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« Reply #35681 on: July 31, 2013, 02:39:28 pm »

The Mafia subforum is a scary, scary place. 8(
I'll take your word for it. Never ventured there myself :/
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« Reply #35682 on: July 31, 2013, 02:42:51 pm »

In those realms do Vector, Dakarian and Mephensteras hold sway over their foul kingdom, built on division and conflict, thriving on murder on and deception.

It is not a friendly place. Scary is, perhaps, and adequate word for it.

But it is also invigorating. In no situation can one feel so alive as when death stalks your footsteps, and every friendly face conceals fangs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35683 on: July 31, 2013, 02:43:42 pm »

Normally I would spite you for that, but my paranoid rage directed at the person who stole my rightful soda continues to distract me.
... so go get some vanilla and regular coke. Mix, fixed.
It's not the same.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35684 on: July 31, 2013, 02:52:51 pm »

It's okay MSH, I understand.
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