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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I was going through my suitcase, and I found my bag of unwashed clothing from my trip to Florida. A month ago. Totally forgot.

Everything was fine except for my shorts, which now have some bizarre green moss or fungus growing all over them. I assume this is because they were never actually fully dried, and in fact were still damp a month later.

Hopefully that just....washes off.

[Max White]

It won't. Also, I would avoid breathing while in their proximity. You might want to move house.

[Graknorke]

It's probably just penicillium or something. Probably.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Thank you for the total overreaction post, Max.  I'm fairly certain it is algae now. It certainly smells like algae. Most of it actually did wash off.

[Sirus]

Isn't Max from Australia? I can understand his reaction in that case, as I wouldn't be surprised if that forsaken continent had some sort of sentient death algae.

[10ebbor10]

To be fair, there are certain fungi that are pretty deadly. They then to propagate in stale environements, away from light. Quite a few mummies were infected by them, hence where the entire curse of the mummy thing comes from.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't be ridiculous foolish fellow human food, there's no such thing as sentient death algae.

[Sirus]

Yeah I know, I was just making a jo--

MSH, why is your font glowing? Weird.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I am merely directing my human creativity.

I will now proceed to commit the human activity of immersing myself in large bodies of water amongst other humans in order to attain instinctual amusement. Please direct me to the nearest human water body in order to effectively propagate amusement amongst fellow humans.

[SalmonGod]

The nearest body of human water would be your local sewer system.  The vehicle pathways which commonly criss-cross areas settled by humans will sometimes have holes in them, which are blocked by large circles of metal.  Lift the circle of metal and go into the hole.

[Sergarr]

I'm extremely curious what font is that.

[quinnr]

I'm extremely curious what font is that.

It's "Jokerman", with a glow effect applied. You can check by clicking the quote button on a post.

[RedWarrior0]

Clicking the quote button in the top right tells me it's called Jokerman

EDIT: SWORDSAGES!

[Akura]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298513/Getting-used-married-life-Boy-8-wed-61-year-old-woman-dead-ancestors-told-enjoys-meal-new-wife.html
You're welcome

I only have one thing to say.

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That is a nice suit.

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It is a nice suit isn't it? That kid has good taste.

So when's the divorce?

In 15-20 years?

Too far?

[ChairmanPoo]

Holy shit