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[Flying Dice]

Only women of ill-repute? You're telling me that those truckers don't get into ERP over their ham radios?

I think it's time for me to sleep now.

[Chink]

Looks like Sirus's life has taken a whore new turn in an interesting direction.

[NobodyPro]

Palmer recieves grant to build world's largest dinosaur park.

[Graknorke]

Palmer recieves grant to build world's largest dinosaur park.

canwegocanwegocanwegocanwego?
Pleeeeeeease?

[Skyrunner]

American
fast food
Okay, those words make sense together, but
low calories
well-being
only 70g of calories

Hmmmmokay never knew calorirs were an SI mass unit.

[Tellemurius]

American
fast food
Okay, those words make sense together, but
low calories
well-being
only 70g of calories

Hmmmmokay never knew calorirs were an SI mass unit.

Technically calories would be measured by BTUs...



Also my biggest WTF moment for the week, reading Brad Wardell's twitter. I don't know why, the new sales acquisition for Star control got me intrigue with him again and oh god what did i get myself into. So far i saw the erosion of company dealings with RADgameTools, arguing over Windows 8.1, and the ensuing trolling for his still going sexual harassment lawsuit from a ex-employee.

edit: also Sky, your sim download keeps being flagged by Chrome for malware and deletes without my intervention, you wouldn't have happen to hide anything in there?.

[Skyrunner]

Well, none of my code is malicious xD Alway wrote the renderer code using DirectX 11 API, also probably not malicious. ..

[Putnam]

American
fast food
Okay, those words make sense together, but
low calories
well-being
only 70g of calories

Hmmmmokay never knew calorirs were an SI mass unit.

Actually, believe it or not, 70g is ~1,504,000,000,000 calories (not Calories, which are a different unit of measure entirely).

[Steelmagic]

Apparently my conditioning to always say excuse me after burping causes me to say it when I'm the only person in the house even though there should be no reason to.

[Putnam]

Related to my post above: the sun hits Earth with 1936 grams of energy per second.

EDIT: To my great disappointment, Wolfram Alpha thinks that time and length are different units of measure.

Not that it's hard to convert. A second of time converted to length is a light second; you can do the same for everything else.

[MadMalkavian]

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Come closer, Fernando won't bite

Oh god what the fuck.

[Digital Hellhound]

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Come closer, Fernando won't bite

Oh god what the fuck.

I am a manwhore without peer, absorbing sex from the atmosphere...

[MadMalkavian]

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Come closer, Fernando won't bite

Oh god what the fuck.

I am a manwhore without peer, absorbing sex from the atmosphere...

If it's not a music video I'm not clicking on that. Is it a music video?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My internet has been severely fucking up over the past few hours. It's up now, but really slow.

[MadMalkavian]

I think I've managed to get drunk on Rockstar solely because of my ADHD. Now I'm missing a Japanese-American girl I dated. She was a voice actress for an independent video game company and had an obsession with lacy ribbons. It's not that I miss her that is the what-the-fuck but that she is on my mind after not having thought of her for almost three years that is the what-the-fuck. I love it how my mind does that - I don't think of someone who years and then suddenly I remember that person either because of a dream or because I am reminded of them.

Like this one kid in elementary school I used to hang out with. He was the only one who was real nice to me for the most part. He made me this picture of kittens playing, and I vaguely remember my mother saying I couldn't hang out with him anymore because she thought I was being too girly around him. I miss him because he was my first non-imaginary friend. Fuck you brain for making me remember this stuff, fuck you.