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[Descan]

... Did Frumple just say he's never used soap before?

The one where he was saying how he thought someone would think him a prostitute for using it?

Yes.

[Graknorke]

Where? (Link?)

Finally got around to using latest soap and...

... good gods. This is the most obscene cleaning supply I have ever used. I was not prepared for something like this, this early in the morning.

Good stuff, though. Lathers well, nice and neutral scent, also the least expensive (dollar wise, anyway) I could find last time I went shopping. S'just. If I used this stuff to wash my hands and someone was watching, I wouldn't be entirely surprised to find a twenty slipped into my waistband or somethin'.

[MadMalkavian]

What the fuck did I just find?

http://www.allbankingsolutions.com/Banking-Tutor/Banana-republic.htm
Maybe?

That might be a possibility. I'll read that when I get some sleep maybe. Right now though I'm worried about why some of my vocal tics related to my Tourette's come out as high pitched chimpmunk-like pronunciations of the words "violent anal vore", which makes me think that perhaps I should cut back on the energy drinks. I may need a medication change as I haven't had one in six years and I think I might be immune to the Invega ER by now.

[Yoink]

@ Guardian: Awesome. You been playing those now that you've discovered them?

My WTF: Apparently $20 is being deducted from my Centrelink payment for "Court fines", despite me never having been to court for any reason. I'd make angry noises at them about this, but I'd really rather not go reminding them that I exist. They might try and get me to *shudder* find a job or something equally abhorrent.

Edit: I started reading this out of sheer boredom and it took a sudden turn for the morbid.

[MaximumZero]

Where? (Link?)

Finally got around to using latest soap and...

... good gods. This is the most obscene cleaning supply I have ever used. I was not prepared for something like this, this early in the morning.

Good stuff, though. Lathers well, nice and neutral scent, also the least expensive (dollar wise, anyway) I could find last time I went shopping. S'just. If I used this stuff to wash my hands and someone was watching, I wouldn't be entirely surprised to find a twenty slipped into my waistband or somethin'.

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

[Frumple]

It... it's just the aloe version of Ivory. To the extent that means anything. It's just got that... y'know, particular color and viscosity.

[Furtuka]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As I found out today, there's an amusement arcade in our local park which has these arcade machines.
I wonder, where did they manage to buy them?

I don't quite understand the question?

[JoshuaFH]

Where? (Link?)

Finally got around to using latest soap and...

... good gods. This is the most obscene cleaning supply I have ever used. I was not prepared for something like this, this early in the morning.

Good stuff, though. Lathers well, nice and neutral scent, also the least expensive (dollar wise, anyway) I could find last time I went shopping. S'just. If I used this stuff to wash my hands and someone was watching, I wouldn't be entirely surprised to find a twenty slipped into my waistband or somethin'.

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.

[Graknorke]

...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!

Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Come closer, Fernando won't bite

[GlyphGryph]

I've never understood soap, and mostly ignore it unless I've gotten motor oil or maple syrup all over me somehow. So I really only use it like once a month or so.

Since I've had comments from women about how nice I smell I assume soap isn't actually all that an important a thing. Just another one of those scams.

[Flying Dice]

Unless it's pumice soap. That stuff is damned useful for getting grease, paint, and oil off of yourself.

[Dutchling]

I've never understood soap, and mostly ignore it unless I've gotten motor oil or maple syrup all over me somehow. So I really only use it like once a month or so.

Since I've had comments from women about how nice I smell I assume soap isn't actually all that an important a thing. Just another one of those scams.

What was the species of those women?

[GlyphGryph]

Unless it's pumice soap. That stuff is damned useful for getting grease, paint, and oil off of yourself.

Well, like I said, oil based contaminants is the one thing it's actually useful for. But even most of those you encounter in everyday life respond fairly well to abrasion. The need for soap is generally an exceptional circumstance.

(exception: I do wash my hands regularly, and doctors should was theirs MORE regularly. Hands are just so dirty.)

[Dutchling]

Wait. What else would you was with soap o.O?

[Nadaka]

So I was looking at maps... and I noticed that the ENTIRE atlantic coast of the state of florida has 2 different coasts. There is are rivers/bays/whatever that closely parallel the entire coast... Including rivers that appear to be winding natural rivers with both ends open to the ocean.