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[Tellemurius]

Skyrim apparently was declared the #1 Game of All Time by PC Gamer, I don't even.

number 1 Game? Ok i like it alot but im not calling it the best damn thing in life ever.

Skyrim is the greatest game of all time. If you play one game in your life it should be this game. Your life is not complete until you play Skyrim. Can i have money now?

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[miauw62]

While I was zooming in and out on a webpage on my tablet, the page suddenly launched up, even though I just lifted my fingers from the screen. At quite some speed, too.

[Mr Space Cat]

While googling "how to get motivated" the absolute first suggestion google has is "how to get more instagram followers"

How the hell is this such a big deal it becomes a major suggestion for google? Ugh. Who the hell cares how many anonymous followers you have on some cruddy social media thing built around sharing goddam pictures of all things. People have weird priorities, and it both bugs me and confuzzles me.

[Steelmagic]

Well, when you type in gas mask one of the first things is "gas mask bong".

[Scelly9]

That's because those things are hilarious.

[EnigmaticHat]

While googling "how to get motivated" the absolute first suggestion google has is "how to get more instagram followers"

How the hell is this such a big deal it becomes a major suggestion for google? Ugh. Who the hell cares how many anonymous followers you have on some cruddy social media thing built around sharing goddam pictures of all things. People have weird priorities, and it both bugs me and confuzzles me.

Something doesn't need to be a very big deal to be a major suggestion on Google.  Type any given phrase into Google that could be the beginning to a question and you'll probably get something silly.  "What does it mean" gave me a particularly jarring example.

(Disclaimer: Google sometimes gives different suggestions on different computers.  In this case, it will suggest to you previous things that you've searched)

[Jopax]

The sheer amount of people who are willing to shell out for something as awesome as The Wall and the go on to spend the entirety of the fucking show holding their cellphones up and filming the entire fucking thing, despite it being incredibly hard to see anything on those videos and it being a fucking stupid ass thing to do. It's like you go skydiving but instead of jumping yourself you throw out a camera.

[Bdthemag]

The sheer amount of people who are willing to shell out for something as awesome as The Wall and the go on to spend the entirety of the fucking show holding their cellphones up and filming the entire fucking thing, despite it being incredibly hard to see anything on those videos and it being a fucking stupid ass thing to do. It's like you go skydiving but instead of jumping yourself you throw out a camera.

You mean the recent Pink Floyd tour, right? Because holy shit that concert is so fucking amazing and I have no idea why people would not want to be constantly focusing on what's going on.

[Jopax]

Exactly, it's so damn awesome and amazing I really can't think of a single good reason why you wouldn't completely focus on it, especially if you paid the hefty price to be able to come very close to the stage. And instead of having your jaw drop at the splendid combination of sound and image you go and hold your hand up with your phone like a complete and utter tool. Better to have a shitty video with bad sound than the memory of the expirience itself.

[Bdthemag]

Whenever someone brings that concert up, I can't help but remember the amazing visuals and effects. A plane crashing into the stage from the ceiling, projecting images and videos onto a brick wall that's slowly built up (And torn down) during the concert, the ENTIRE part of the concert that starts at The Show Must Go On and ends at Waiting for the Worms (holy fuck that part is so fucking awesome, arguably the best part of the concert), the giant fucking puppets that are brought up during the concert, etcetera. Even if you don't like the music, it's probably one of the most elaborate concert-level stage productions you'll ever see.

[Steelmagic]

For some reason I've been humming music from Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 all day. I haven't even played that game in almost 8 years.

[Truean]

http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-womans-sentence-includes-christmases-jail-111032373.html

I don't think I understand.

[Steelmagic]

Well hell that's an easy punishment.

[Flying Dice]

http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-womans-sentence-includes-christmases-jail-111032373.html

I don't think I understand.

Sounds like a dickish judge trying to make some sort of point by fucking with her social/family life (simultaneously assuming that she celebrates Christmas, for bonus points). Unless you were indirectly expressing the fact that your faith in humanity has slipped another notch into the abyss. I do that a lot, too.

[NobodyPro]

When did the Annoying Orange get a TV series? Are Jack and Dean on Comedy Central?