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[Flying Dice]

See, that's why here (in America) we clearly label everything in our political cartoons, so that it's completely impossible to miss the hamfisted interpretation the artist was shooting for.

[Devling]

See, that's why here (in America) we clearly label everything in our political cartoons, so that it's completely impossible to miss the hamfisted interpretation the artist was shooting for.

... This is surprisingly accurate.

[Guardian G.I.]

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Except there's no indicator of who the bodies belong to. It could just as easily be taken that he was attacked by an army of poorly-equipped soldiers and he defended himself. And after killing them, he wept that he had to kill.

Hell, every Russian would tell you that it's obvious that Uncle Sam killed all these people because Uncle Sam is evil as fuck and the evilness of Uncle Sam (and all Americans, all of them) is unquestionable!
They've killed all the Native Americans! They've invaded numerous countries! They've destroyed the Soviet Union! They are the one who actually started World War I by provoking European powers into declaring war, so that they could sell weapons to them! (!) They've helped the Nazis during World War II in their fight with USSR! (!!) Along with Brits, they've been planning to enslave and/or exterminate the Russian people for several hundred years! (!!!) Along with Brits they've been planning to nuke the Soviet Union/Russia in the late 1940s/1950s/1960s/insert decade here, and in order to prevent the flow of Russian refugees from overwhelming Europe, they've been planning to simultaneously nuke their Western European allies, including Britain (!!!!)
etc. etc. etc.

[Steelmagic]

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Except there's no indicator of who the bodies belong to. It could just as easily be taken that he was attacked by an army of poorly-equipped soldiers and he defended himself. And after killing them, he wept that he had to kill.

He's even holding a puppy. Look at that thing, it's fucking adorable. LOOK AT THE PUPPY.

[Devling]

My teacher today told us a story.
When she was pretty young, my teacher went travelling around Europe.
One day she was talking to a friend in the UK, and she was talking about how terrible the US is.
You know, how we started wars, and the atrocities the US has commited, and how the US is the worst.
And her friend said, "That's the problem with you Americans, you think your the worst, or you think your the best. It's all about you."

[quinnr]

Apparently all the Pixar movies take place in the same universe. No, really.

[Putnam]

Man found on a street in town with mutilated genitalia in my town.

This just in: self-inflicted. ?!!!!

[Steelmagic]

Well now. He's clearly a strange man.

[Xantalos]

Apparently all the Pixar movies take place in the same universe. No, really.

Same thing with all of Quentin Tarantino's films.

[NobodyPro]

Targeted marketing is very hit and miss.

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[Max White]

Programming and masochism actually go hand in hand pretty well really.

[Siquo]

Programming and masochism actually go hand in hand pretty well really.

Ghegheghe

Dreamt about the word Geocide. Then said it in a metal grunt, at which point my friends start an impromptu a-capella metal song about geocide which was actually quite good. I have cool dreams.

[Orange Wizard]

Cool dreams, huh? Mine was about teaching the Queen of England how to clap.

[Dutchling]

Mine was about how women are not allowed to buy stuff. They may only support charities.

Odd.

[Max White]

I got stabbed in the throat by a scalpel and couldn't talk because I kept choking on blood... 
I never have good dreams anymore. Its been way, way too long since I had some good, sleep.

Although I did manage to sort some finances out today that were really stressing me out a little, so maybe that will help?