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[Graknorke]

But does that really help? i mean it seems like you could throw a normal brick and get basically the same effect, and then after the brick is thrown you have sharp glass to use as a knife.

If the glass was sharp enough, the corners would be able to cut through cloth and flesh much better than the edge of a regular brick. That way there's more damage done, both drawing blood and applying a strong blunt force.


With regards to the discussion that was going on before, I cannot think of a single game where random generation was shoehorned into a preexisting game, where designed levels would have been more appropriate.

[MadMalkavian]

I'm making posts on Facebook about the origins of sausage and reminiscing about the time some people on 4chan were arguing over the definition of what constitutes a triangle. Where has my life gone?

[Morrigi]

This.

[Nadaka]

So...

I thought I saw something odd today at the atm machine at a bank on the way to work.

With no nearby vehicle, a woman was kneeling on the ground operating the machine, while another woman with a large purse stood back and held a leash attached to the collar around the first woman's neck. Both were both wearing high heels and short skirts.

I started paying more attention.

The purse was a keyboard, and the chain was its cable that just happened to drape over the first woman shoulder, and they were opening up the atm machine, most likely for maintenance (or robbery).

Why does my brain do that?

[Dutchling]

You should not have paid more attention, dammit.

[Knight of Fools]

I had a dream that a terrorist gave me a duffle bag that was likely filled with explosives, but he didn't tell me. For some reason my family and I thought it would be a great idea to go into one of those big churches and tell everyone to leave so we could leave the bag there. We got away safely, but then I woke up early and started thinking about how I'd handle the situation if the bag had been full of money and only potentially carried a bomb. This thought process excited me enough to prevent me from going back to sleep.

So I've been thinking of Faraday boxes to prevent remote detonations, elaborate setups to open the duffle bag and extract the money without hurting myself or setting off any potential triggers, and safety procedures I'd be taking to protect both myself and the largest amount of money I could manage.

I now hope to be able to use this knowledge some day, but it's strange that the idea excites me that much.

[Neonivek]

So I was walking my dog and he goes on this woman's lawn and she asks me not to let him go on her lawn... Which honestly is fine, I realize she is uncomfortable with dogs going on her lawn even though I clean up after him.

But that wasn't the dumb part she asked me

"Uhhh, can you walk your dog on your own lawn?"

That isn't how dogs work... It aggravated me since she said stupid in such an adversarial way, but I chose to treat it as her being ignorant of proper dog care.

Mind you my neighbors do "walk their dog on their own lawn" same with another house on the block... but both of them should be walking their dogs.

[Scelly9]

A 12 year old at the gym thought I was a girl... and started hitting on me. What the fucking hell.

[LordSlowpoke]

A 12 year old at the gym thought I was a girl... and started hitting on me. What the fucking hell.

You mean you never expected yourself to be this cute or you didn't expect society to condition males to be outgoing and aggressive in their pursuits from a continously younger age? I'll go with the former.

[Scelly9]

Kinda a mixture of both. :/

[Furtuka]

I found a comment made by Neonivek on Youtube. It always feels weird running into someone I recognize from a different part of the net.

[Sirus]

A 12 year old at the gym thought I was a girl... and started hitting on me. What the fucking hell.

You mean you never expected yourself to be this cute or you didn't expect society to condition males to be outgoing and aggressive in their pursuits from a continously younger age? I'll go with the former.

I was wtfing because for some reason I thought that 12 year old was a girl. Meaning that in my mind Scelly had been hit on by a pre-teen lesbian.

I think I should go to bed early tonight, my brain clearly needs the rest .____.

[kisame12794]

We keep birds at the park I work at. A woman came up to me today and asked if we put makeup on the birds.... She probably saw one of the pheasants because they have a red marking on their face. But still, what the fuck?

[Descan]

A 12 year old at the gym thought I was a girl... and started hitting on me. What the fucking hell.

You mean you never expected yourself to be this cute or you didn't expect society to condition males to be outgoing and aggressive in their pursuits from a continously younger age? I'll go with the former.

I was wtfing because for some reason I thought that 12 year old was a girl. Meaning that in my mind Scelly had been hit on by a pre-teen lesbian.

I think I should go to bed early tonight, my brain clearly needs the rest .____.

Don't worry, I thought the same thing...

[LordSlowpoke]

A 12 year old at the gym thought I was a girl... and started hitting on me. What the fucking hell.

You mean you never expected yourself to be this cute or you didn't expect society to condition males to be outgoing and aggressive in their pursuits from a continously younger age? I'll go with the former.

I was wtfing because for some reason I thought that 12 year old was a girl. Meaning that in my mind Scelly had been hit on by a pre-teen lesbian.

I think I should go to bed early tonight, my brain clearly needs the rest .____.

Don't worry, I thought the same thing...

horses and zebras, people. horses and zebras. this isn't some kind of peculiar anime, at least i hope so