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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34695 on: July 10, 2013, 12:32:25 pm »

Why the hell would you roll a fatal character yourself? There are generators for that crap, man.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34696 on: July 10, 2013, 12:33:02 pm »

...her anal circumference roll came out with 4.213 miles (i think i broke something)
Pretty sure the game is working as intended.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34697 on: July 10, 2013, 12:38:19 pm »

Why the hell would you roll a fatal character yourself? There are generators for that crap, man.

because i like to watch people suffer and i have a mirror held up in front of me as i crunch the numbers because i didn't care enough to actually look for generators

...her anal circumference roll came out with 4.213 miles (i think i broke something)
Pretty sure the game is working as intended.

magical adventures in the intestines go

just kidding i have nobody to play this with and probably for good reason
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34698 on: July 10, 2013, 12:40:37 pm »

Every time FATAL is brought up on this board, I remind myself that there is a blanket ban on MLP discussion but not FATAL. I still wtf over it every time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34699 on: July 10, 2013, 12:48:16 pm »

Spoiler: smooches (click to show/hide)
And suddenly, I have no problem with the complete absence of kisses in my life thus far. Thanks, Internet!
It actually made me want to go kiss my fiancee.


Which I did~
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34700 on: July 10, 2013, 01:01:14 pm »

Every time FATAL is brought up on this board, I remind myself that there is a blanket ban on MLP discussion but not FATAL. I still wtf over it every time.
I think if someone tried to run a FATAL game, that would change rather rapidly.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34701 on: July 10, 2013, 01:02:43 pm »

What's FATAL?
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« Reply #34702 on: July 10, 2013, 01:04:16 pm »

What's FATAL?
An erotic tabletop RP system.
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« Reply #34704 on: July 10, 2013, 01:07:26 pm »

What's FATAL?
An erotic tabletop RP system.

It isn't that Erotic, that is mostly a byproduct from the creator believing that history was made entirely of rape.

Which is kind of the thing about FATAL. The creator will defend his work that it is "historically accurate"

and by all means a pen and paper RPG game that actually includes the racism and sexism that existed throughout history (mind you, how much racism existed during each period and towards whom changes) wouldn't be a bad one... This one however is just flat out sexist and racist and uses historical accuracy as an excuse without putting anything towards it.

Mind you FATAL is obviously a troll work anyhow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34705 on: July 10, 2013, 01:08:58 pm »

And of course the game mechanics are broken for example the 4 milewide asshole

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« Reply #34706 on: July 10, 2013, 01:09:58 pm »

What's FATAL?
It's a game that puts the sensual in nonconsensual.
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« Reply #34707 on: July 10, 2013, 01:10:18 pm »

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« Reply #34708 on: July 10, 2013, 01:12:08 pm »

that is mostly a byproduct from the creator believing that history was made entirely of rape.

what if i told you history involved so much rape that chronicle makers never bothered putting it into the books because they thought it's so widespread telling the future there was rape was useless as there will be just about the same amount of rape in the future if not more (because population growth!)

what if i told you the above is utter bullshit and we totally have grown out of rape as a civilization (what if this is also utter bullshit)

what if i had a good reason for making this post
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34709 on: July 10, 2013, 01:15:40 pm »

The only society that works through rape is ducks (1/3 of all duck sex is non-consensual).


This is, also, dangerously close to breaking Forum Guidelines folks. Seriously, seriously close.
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