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[Fniff]

I don't think the Zone is as shitty as he describes Johannesberg.

Seriously, that sounds like a city two years after a nuclear apocalypse.

[Steelmagic]

True, in the zone at least you can have a drink with some people. He makes it sound like the moment you so much as look at anybody they murder you horrifically.

[Slayerhero90]

True, in the zone at least you can have a drink with some people. He makes it sound like the moment you so much as look at anybody they murder you horrifically.

So it's the Zone crossed with Alternia.

[Fniff]

Still doesn't fit. At least in Alternia, most trolls seem to only kill you when it seems appropiate.

I stand by my description that he is describing a city that has essentially recovered from a nuclear attack but is still in complete chaos.

[Steelmagic]

It's not quite equal any fictional post-apocalyptic setting. Even Fallout at least has good people who just want to help. Even if there aren't many.

[Slayerhero90]

Still doesn't fit. At least in Alternia, most trolls seem to only kill you when it seems appropriate.

From what I've observed, appropriate means anything from "a good reason" to "the fucker looked at me funny" to "I felt like it".

[Fniff]

Basically, Johannesberg in his mad mad mind is more comparable to hell then post-apocalyptia.

[Steelmagic]

Then shouldn't it be renamed to satansberg? In his mind at least.

[Fniff]

I wonder what he'd think of Somalia.

[Steelmagic]

His opinion is one word. Exterminatus.

[Guardian G.I.]

Eh... unfortunately white-black racism still thrives in eastern Europa.

Not sure about the rest of the Eastern European countries, but in Belarus, there are almost* no widespread racism. However, we don't have as many immigrants as Russia, for example, and we don't have as much ethnic crime, as Russia, for example.
Most foreigners around here (not counting Slavs) are from Central Asia or China.

*Some young people around here (including some of my schoolmates) love to make jokes about savage people living in the Caucasus, Jews and the Holocaust, but they've heard them on the Russian social networks and they retell them because they think it's cool and hilarious. I don't think they would go and lynch Caucasians and Jews when they become adults.

Also, the previous blog posts of that author are about visiting Capetown, the Chobe safari park in Botswana and the Victoria Waterfall in Zambia, in which he doesn't be to make any racist remarks (besides discussing hot black girls' asses in a local bar in Zambia with his friends)

[AlleeCat]

The Panda Mafia is going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
I half expected the thing to pull out a golf club and break someone's kneecaps.

[Fniff]

Panda Cheese: We'll Fuck Up Your House, Buy Our Cheese.

[Steelmagic]

The Panda Mafia is going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
I half expected the thing to pull out a golf club and break someone's kneecaps.

The only reason he didn't use a golf club is he doesn't need one. I mean did you see that guy at the end? He was scared shitless.

[Sirus]

Fired up the Steam store for the first time in a while, checking to see if the Summer Sale had started yet. It hadn't, so I checked the featured list. Standard stuff: Skyrim, Borderlands 2, Magic 2014, Arma III...

...Final Fantasy VII? Whut?