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Truean

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34560 on: July 06, 2013, 10:26:37 am »

"I want you to put that police man and [prosecutor] in jail for what they did!"

???

Um...? I gotta ask. Exactly how the hell do you picture that happening?
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« Reply #34561 on: July 06, 2013, 10:47:25 am »

I had a very weird experience last night. I got about 2 hours sleep, and woke up pretty close to midnight(close being within a few minutes). Only, I didn't feel like me. I felt like someone else. Or rather, "me" felt like someone else, and I was just there. Or something. I can't really explain it. It felt so surreal. Even weirder, the usual things I feel, especially when waking up after only 2 hours of sleep, I didn't feel. Even my throat, which has been very sore lately, didn't bother me. I know I wasn't dreaming, either. I eventually fell back to sleep, and was back to normal when I got up.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34562 on: July 06, 2013, 10:51:27 am »

Yeah, arresting people is kinda what police do.... The handcuffs and all....
Yeah, charging people is kinda what prosecutors do.... The papers and all....
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34563 on: July 06, 2013, 11:01:51 am »

Yeah, arresting people is kinda what police do.... The handcuffs and all....
Yeah, charging people is kinda what prosecutors do.... The papers and all....
I hope you point (or you pointed) out to him that they can be arrested for their jobs as much as he could for working in McDonalds.

No, I didn't but can I use that line? :P

It's kinda like the case of the guy leaving a note on the door for his kid: "The key is under the mat. Won't be home for a few days."

Your only hope is a blind burglar.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34564 on: July 06, 2013, 02:27:26 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBUbgigEUc

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34565 on: July 06, 2013, 02:34:56 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBUbgigEUc

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Why is the expression 'sleeping like a baby' supposed to be tranquil? Babies are horrendous sleepers.

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« Reply #34566 on: July 06, 2013, 02:35:18 pm »

I honestly have no idea.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34567 on: July 06, 2013, 02:39:15 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBUbgigEUc

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Why is the expression 'sleeping like a baby' supposed to be tranquil? Babies are horrendous sleepers.
Apparently, when I was a baby I slept like a metaphorical one.

My parents couldn't sleep because I made no noise and they thought I was dead or something :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34568 on: July 06, 2013, 04:33:34 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34569 on: July 06, 2013, 04:34:54 pm »

One of us, one of us, one of us!
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« Reply #34570 on: July 06, 2013, 04:36:03 pm »

Wikipedia is run by people on the Internet. It's only natural that some of the Internet manages to get on there.
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« Reply #34571 on: July 06, 2013, 05:43:06 pm »

I saw a black thing that was about an inch long in my bathroom this morning and I for some reason picked it up. I dropped it after it started to squirm and let out a noxious odor of some kind. Turns out a beetle got into my apartment and that I shouldn't go into my bathroom without first putting my glasses on because holy shit nearsightedness makes a lot of stuff more frightening than it should be.
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« Reply #34572 on: July 06, 2013, 09:38:40 pm »

Alright, so I was playing RCT1 earlier, and I built this rollercoaster. It was inverted. It took a few revisions and a lot of time to adjust the spacing (after failing to pass a couple of corkscrews), but I finally got it to complete it's circuit at about 29mph when it enters the station fully loaded*. Now, the way it was designed, I expected it to be far too intense to ride**. In the end it came to 8.93 excitement and 9.66 intensity, which was a pleasant surprise. The big WTF came with the 10.08 nausea rating***. The closest I ever came to that was with a suspended roller coaster (which is naturally nauseating and handles lateral-g's well), and that was a little over 9. With any other type of coaster, the highest I've gotten is maybe 7. They always got way too intense before they got a chance to become this nauseating.

Anyways, that's my wtf for the day. It may seem minor, especially to veterans of the series, but it really caught me off guard.


for the uninitiated, I shall explain some things:
*30mph means multi-car trains will crash when they collide, which is a big deal with the ever present threat of a station brakes failure
**In nearly all scenarios, an intensity much over 10 means you will have a hard time getting even the most hardcore thrill seekers to ride it. Also, after 10 intensity, excitement starts falling off rapidly. It is caused by high speed and high g-forces.
***Nausea makes people sick and they will throw up all over your beautiful paths. High nausea ratings can also scare away some of the guests with low fortitude, but it's not as bad for the ride as high intensity. It is caused by vertical-g's especially, but also lateral-g's to a lesser extent.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34573 on: July 06, 2013, 09:42:40 pm »

Expect to see many little yellow splatters on your paths.

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« Reply #34574 on: July 07, 2013, 03:52:52 am »

Woke up at 4 AM to a credit card application page "your application has expired due to inactivity" screen on my computer. Had virus recently and did system restore so was slightly freaked out....

Looks like it was just an add on this page. http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Warpgate Hopefully this was just me falling asleep in front of computer. Hopefully it was one click over the mouse sleeping and not browser hijack or something. Scared the crap outta me though.
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