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[Lagslayer]

Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword.

Now, when you say "sword"...

[Neonivek]

Personally there was this other game that is a bit more funny to actually generate characters with... It has a 90% chance to have either dead or disabled characters upon generation.

I wish I remembered what it was.

[Fniff]

deadEarth, I believe, had a mutation where you would instantly die. And many other rolls where you would die in character creation. More here.

[Steelmagic]

You see, napalm urination i was fine with but then shit just got overly complicated.

[Neonivek]

Someone actually once posted the generation rules and list of mutations...

As well as having extensive forum posts of the combinations he got.

[Xantalos]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

Fucking FATAL man. You want to walk down the street? Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword. You want to do unspeakable things? Well we just so happen to have rules for how you do this START ROLLIN'.

You wake up. Please roll 1d8000 to determine today's random event.

Roll for waking up.
Roll for opening eyes.
Roll for moving without dying.
Roll for sitting up.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

Fucking FATAL man. You want to walk down the street? Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword. You want to do unspeakable things? Well we just so happen to have rules for how you do this START ROLLIN'.

You wake up. Please roll 1d8000 to determine today's random event.

Roll for waking up.
Roll for opening eyes.
Roll for moving without dying.
Roll for sitting up.

Roll to beat heart.

[Fniff]

I believe there's an actual game like that.

The main purpose is to see how long you can go before you die of a mass cardiac arrest.

[Steelmagic]

I believe there's an actual game like that.

The main purpose is to see how long you can go before you die of a mass cardiac arrest.

You seem to be rather knowledgeable about games that probably should not be.

[Fniff]

You could call it a passive hobby. I even came up with one myself. Tabletop Roleplay: The Musical. No rolls, everything is resolved by singing. The one with the best lyics wins.

[Steelmagic]

No rolls, everything is resolved by singing. The one with the best lyics wins.

That sounds amazing. The image of everyone at a table suddenly bursting into song is awesome.

[Mr Space Cat]

You wake up. Please roll 1d8000 to determine today's random event.

5000? Oh shit. What's your anal circumference?

It could be worse, you could be the halfling rogue who has to make the escape artist check to fit in.

[Frumple]

... link could probably stand a NSFW warning... or not being posted... when the first image in the responses it involves is of anal beads in active use.

From the side, thank the gods, but... still.

[Steelmagic]

When someone mentions a halfling rogue crawling up someone's anus It's safe to assume it's NSFW. Still the warning should be posted.

[Siquo]

No rolls, everything is resolved by singing. The one with the best lyics wins.

That sounds amazing. The image of everyone at a table suddenly bursting into song is awesome.

I'd play that.