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[MaximumZero]

Well, if it's going to make more trouble than just ignoring it, I'll let it slide.

Krav Maga is awesome, by the way, but I'll stick to my Muay Thai almost every time.

[Neonivek]

So I watched the Three Stooges movie knowing it would be pretty bad (and it was)

And I was looking at it in Netflix and I look at its genre and here it is

Comedies, Movies for ages 11 to 12

and my jaw dropped! You have two years to enjoy this movie!

[Steelmagic]

So I watched the Three Stooges movie knowing it would be pretty bad (and it was)

And I was looking at it in Netflix and I look at its genre and here it is

Comedies, Movies for ages 11 to 12

and my jaw dropped! You have two years to enjoy this movie!

Of course it's bad then, if i were going to make a movie i would give you at least four years to like it. More if possible.

[Sirus]

Decided to hop onto the Dwarf Fortress Community Steam chat for the first time, just because.

They're discussing and quoting FATAL. Ugh...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Seriously or facetiously?

[Sirus]

I'm not entirely sure. Possibly both.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't think it is possible to be both serious and facetious.

[Fniff]

Unless you're a Bay12er!

Or from 4chan.

[Sirus]

Well, some are being serious. Others are quoting the most disturbing parts they can find in the rulebook.

[Steelmagic]

It takes literally hours to finish a 1 on 1 fight in FATAL. What sort of serious things were they talking about?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

[Flying Dice]

Still, now I'm remembering that guy on /tg/ a few months ago who ran a series of duels with fully-statted FATAL characters. That's on my list of the most painful things I've ever seen someone else do.

[Steelmagic]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

Fucking FATAL man. You want to walk down the street? Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword. You want to do unspeakable things? Well we just so happen to have rules for how you do this START ROLLIN'.

Still, now I'm remembering that guy on /tg/ a few months ago who ran a series of duels with fully-statted FATAL characters. That's on my list of the most painful things I've ever seen someone else do.

Yeah that's what i was talking about when i mentioned the one on one fights taking hours.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

Fucking FATAL man. You want to walk down the street? Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword. You want to do unspeakable things? Well we just so happen to have rules for how you do this START ROLLIN'.

You wake up. Please roll 1d8000 to determine today's random event.

[Steelmagic]

What sort of serious things were they talking about?

It is not exactly hard to guess. FATAL isn't infamous for it's combat system, although it probably would be if not for the everything else.

Fucking FATAL man. You want to walk down the street? Better start rolling to make sure you don't fall on your sword. You want to do unspeakable things? Well we just so happen to have rules for how you do this START ROLLIN'.

You wake up. Please roll 1d8000 to determine today's random event.

5000? Oh shit. What's your anal circumference?


Edit: and now we're talking about it too.