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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34410 on: July 02, 2013, 02:25:34 am »

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« Reply #34412 on: July 02, 2013, 06:55:07 am »

Bah, FG&RP are part of the Lower Boards at heart. Their alliance would break the might of the Upper Boards forever... until their last-minute betrayal when they are promised control of Community Stories in the new world order.
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« Reply #34413 on: July 02, 2013, 07:23:34 am »

Kerbal Space Program IRL (Russian Proton-M rocket launch failure)

silly russians, you need perfect symmetry for the solid fuel boosters to not fuck your shit up

and i don't see struts in there worth a damn
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« Reply #34414 on: July 02, 2013, 07:37:10 am »

Kerbal Space Program IRL (Russian Proton-M rocket launch failure)

silly russians, you need perfect symmetry for the solid fuel boosters to not fuck your shit up

and i don't see struts in there worth a damn
The rocket itself is properly symmetrical. I guess someone pressed the W (or maybe D) button for too long or forgot to turn on ASAS.
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« Reply #34415 on: July 02, 2013, 07:45:58 am »

Kerbal Space Program IRL (Russian Proton-M rocket launch failure)

silly russians, you need perfect symmetry for the solid fuel boosters to not fuck your shit up

and i don't see struts in there worth a damn
The rocket itself is properly symmetrical. I guess someone pressed the W (or maybe D) button for too long or forgot to turn on ASAS.

no you see, if it were symmetrical it wouldn't gain that spin at the end but flop to the ground like it started

i'd go with not turning asas in this instance but if they had rcs they could have saved this right until it went horizontally
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« Reply #34416 on: July 02, 2013, 08:09:13 am »

Last year, I played a lot of runescape.

I decided to join a clan. It was nice and everyone was friendly to me.

Then, the clan leader called us all six into an underground place. He started talking about "how you all mean so much to me" and that were his only friends. I had only been in that clan for about a week. Then he started giving us lots of very precious stuff.

Then he ran away from there and logged off.

Later apparently the clan leaders sister logged on and started asking if we had seen him.

Once we told her what happened she said that he went out with his car. She said that he is very lonely and is depressed and suicidal. She went to get him with her car, and then he logged back on, apologizing to us and giving more free stuff.

He was obviosly crying during that moment. Then he logged off and nobody saw him again. He never logged back on and we never heard of him in any other way.

This is all a completely true story.
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« Reply #34417 on: July 02, 2013, 08:11:10 am »

My boss was mad at me this morning because I was wearing a colored skirt and medium-heeled sandals at work, because "it's not professionnal for a financial-controler".

It's 28°C/ 29°C (82/84 °F) in the office as we are facing south.
And I'm not meeting anybody of  in my work...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34418 on: July 02, 2013, 11:03:41 am »

My boss was mad at me this morning because I was wearing a colored skirt and medium-heeled sandals at work, because "it's not professionnal for a financial-controler".

It's 28°C/ 29°C (82/84 °F) in the office as we are facing south.
And I'm not meeting anybody of  in my work...
Did you punch him in the face? That probably would have been acceptable.
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« Reply #34419 on: July 02, 2013, 11:19:38 am »

Well, that wouldn't be appropriate considering that, even with shoes, he is still taller than me. But he does apply the same rule for the other people in my office, he is just NOT FUN.

Anyway, I don't care ; we can't work in these rigid penguin uniforms. I consider coming with +leather high heels+ studded with jewels ,which menace with spike of adamantine, to see his reaction.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34420 on: July 02, 2013, 11:20:20 am »

Where would you get the adamantine?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34421 on: July 02, 2013, 11:23:00 am »

the circus? Maybe a local fair? Here?
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« Reply #34422 on: July 02, 2013, 11:24:07 am »

Well, that wouldn't be appropriate considering that, even with shoes, he is still taller than me.
This has never stopped me. I'm only 5 feet tall.
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« Reply #34423 on: July 02, 2013, 11:30:37 am »

Well, that wouldn't be appropriate considering that, even with shoes, he is still taller than me.
This has never stopped me. I'm only 5 feet tall.
Kick him in the balls, then punch him in the face.
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« Reply #34424 on: July 02, 2013, 11:37:33 am »

Well, okay. Let's just say it doesn't worth it.

And that I won't listen. It's nowhere written that I can't so, I won't do anything to satisfy him because he can't do anything against me based on this.
Punching him would make much more trouble than just ignore it. It's just that...well...."WTF". It's the name of the thread, after all !

PS : Adamantine , well, I have something with some shining metal-like clear blue on it, and I usually name it "adamantine" ^^. What else could it be ?

PPS : I considered seriously Krav Maga, that could be a good way for a first contact...




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