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[Steelmagic]

So I went to the dentist yesterday and as usual nothing wrong with my teeth, they're all in working order, and as usual the dentist just put a friendly reminder that I should floss more.
So being a good little person I did as I always do after that and go out to buy some dental floss, and then promptly get frustrated as soon as I try to floss any teeth that are not my front teeth.

Seriously how the fuck is that shit supposed to work? Are dentists some kind of weird species that have extra hands inside their mouths that can grip the flossthingie behind the teeth? I sure as hell aint and neither do I have a big enough yap to fit my entire fist inside. So how the fuck are you supposed to get to the back teeth? I am thinkin I should try to indiana jones it and try to whip it behind there while nasaly humming du-du-DU-DUUU du-du-duuuuu.

I use floss picks.

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Ooh those look fancy, gonna try one of 'em and see if it helps.

I tried the thumb and index thing and still couldn't get to the two teeth furthest back without contorting my face to the point I looked like a horse popping a vein in it's forehead. With how bad I am at this I feel like I should be on one of those home shopping networks when they do the people can't do normal shit thing and that is why you need this rollapotatopeelingvacuumcleaner!

Yeah i feel like that sometimes, although for me it's not being able to do the most simple food related thing. I tried to make popcorn, burned it and the kitchen smelled like crap for 3 days.

[kaian-a-coel]

I rediscovered Fabienne GUERRERO, the french (I'm french myself) old granny who made a video on youtube about how the Pokemons are satanic. No, really. Each time you play Pokemon cards, you are in fact making a demonic invocation ritual. And all pokemons' powers come from Lucifer.
Oh, and Mew is SATAN HIMSELF.
Damn, I wish those kind of people existed only in remote places of the world, like a natural preserve just for them.

[Loud Whispers]

13 million Russian shells just exploded
We WWIII now

[RedWarrior0]

Regarding flossing, if you want to be really fancy, use a waterpick

[MrSparky]

Regarding flossing, if you want to be really fancy, use a waterpick

Some of those are real good for cleaning under the fingernails, too.

[Lord Shonus]

13 million Russian shells just exploded
We WWIII now

The linked video is a rather nice example of a non-nuclear mushroom cloud.

[Steelmagic]

13 million Russian shells just exploded
We WWIII now

And the kids continue to play soccer. Just another day in Russia i guess.

[Flying Dice]

13 million Russian shells just exploded
We WWIII now

And the kids continue to play soccer. Just another day in Russia i guess.

The best part of the article are the comments suggesting that it was an Israeli strike on ammunition that was going to be sent to Syria.

[Putnam]

Reverse engineered DF's skill system for the drow underdark mod:

level=math.floor(math.abs((19/2)-(1/10)*math.sqrt(2*experiencePoints+9025)))+1

Huh. That's... interesting.

[RedWarrior0]

Hm, so experience points are straight up doubled. Are you sure it's not math.floor((1/10)*math.sqrt(2*experiencePoints+9025))-(17/2) though? I like it better that way. Seems simpler.

[Putnam]

Hey, I said reverse-engineered, not copied exactly

[10ebbor10]

Link

[Skyrunner]

Link

So basically an ultralight with cycling wheels attached?
I fail to see the problem.

[10ebbor10]

No pilot license required.
To be used in commuting.
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[MaximumZero]

No pilot license required.
To be used in commuting.
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NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.