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[Flying Dice]

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[Graknorke]

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Everything looks great to me. What's your problem?

[Neonivek]

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Everything looks great to me. What's your problem?

It is a fact that there isn't a woman in that picture.

[Graknorke]

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Everything looks great to me. What's your problem?

It is a fact that there isn't a woman in that picture.

She's in the tank. This is a very specific fetish orgy.

[Sirus]

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Aside from the fact that it looks like it just got pulled out of a mudhole, I got nothing.

[Akura]

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Aside from the fact that it looks like it just got pulled out of a mudhole, I got nothing.

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The image name says "russian-tank.jpg", but it has German markings. It's too dirty for me to tell whether it's German or Russian, though.

[Sirus]

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Aside from the fact that it looks like it just got pulled out of a mudhole, I got nothing.

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The image name says "russian-tank.jpg", but it has German markings. It's too dirty for me to tell whether it's German or Russian, though.

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Maybe it was found in Russia? I think they had quite a few German tanks rolling around at some point...

[Graknorke]

Actually that guy in the back is wearing tracksuit bottoms in the colour of the Yugoslavian flag. So really I have no idea what's going on.
I still think it's a fetish orgy.

[Sirus]

Pretty sure blue and white are fairly common clothing colors in general. Why would you assume these guys are Yugoslavian?

[Graknorke]

Pretty sure blue and white are fairly common clothing colors in general. Why would you assume these guys are Yugoslavian?

It's a WWII tank isn't it?

[Sirus]

Pretty sure blue and white are fairly common clothing colors in general. Why would you assume these guys are Yugoslavian?

It's a WWII tank isn't it?

I wasn't aware that WWII tanks were limited to the borders of Yugoslavia.

[Flying Dice]

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Aside from the fact that it looks like it just got pulled out of a mudhole, I got nothing.

Spoiler: I got it (click to show/hide)

The image name says "russian-tank.jpg", but it has German markings. It's too dirty for me to tell whether it's German or Russian, though.

It's a T-34 (or a close cousin), hence my confusion over the Iron Cross painted on it. I'm assuming that the Germans captured it and used it at some point, probably late in the war.

[Graknorke]

Pretty sure blue and white are fairly common clothing colors in general. Why would you assume these guys are Yugoslavian?

It's a WWII tank isn't it?

I wasn't aware that WWII tanks were limited to the borders of Yugoslavia.

But flag colours also. It's a coincimystery.
Doesn't matter now anyway. We have had the mystery explained, showing up our woeful lack of knowledge about tanks.

[Truean]

So I get this fairly high level felony dismissed at the muni court level. Let me explain, that is incredibly difficult to do. I've seen that done exactly once before.... We were talking something in the range of 1 to 5 years and up to a $10,000 fine, potentially. I don't think I could do that again.

I'm freaking ecstatic. I think this is wonderful. Holy crap. I call the guy up. Do you know what his response is? He bitches about how he had to spend a couple days in jail (before I got involved)....

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Not even a thank you....

You know what? Whatever.... Satisfaction most definitely not guaranteed. Are you kidding? Come on man, dismissed! Really? How does that not make you happy? What more am I supposed to do? Really? Should I go back in time and make it so somehow the police never arrested you for that? Where is my booze?

[Graknorke]

-story of ungrateful clients snop-

You should clearly have got a time machine and done everything a few days earlier.