Random people screwing you out of billions of dollars?
Yep.
You mock Libertarians yet YOU DO NOT SEE THE GLORY OF IT
The year is 2804 A.D.
I awake to stare out vitriosteel
tm ports privately contracted myself using currency awarded from my work efforts in a glorious free market. My ship cruises along trade routes protected by security firms contracted by the collective CEOs, powered by energy transmitted through the most cost efficient transmitters. Breakfast, lunch and dinner is made from ingredients straight from the non-subsidized farmers, prepared by hired chefs from the best culinary firms. The cargo bay is full of luxury goods manufactured by independently owned assembly plants and branded quality supplies so good no others feel the need to compete with them. I dock at the privately funded bays built by opportunistic contractors wishing to encourage trading and my wares are paid for tax-free by the local store owners on a personal basis with my private bank account swelling in numbers, even after paying wages to all my employees to convince them to stay. The goods are transported from there by falcon trains running along privately contracted magnetic rails used as public transport and payed for with travel expenses that simultaneously provide the cheapest way of distributing goods from the ports to the people. I taxi clients, specialists and consultants from world to world, pursuing the progress of profit with wise investments in all industries, attracting skilled labourers with higher wages than all others and privatized health benefits, made possible by an army of private doctors. Resources from city to country to world are redistributed by the free market without the burden of bureaucracy and as the state is replaced by the corporation, the world is united as war becomes costly and useless. Government stops being about maintaining control and instead about protecting liberty, and soon the universe runs itself in such a natural manner that upon first contact with intelligent alien life, it is quickly established the human way of libertarian capitalism is the pinnacle of natural law.
And it was all thanks to
Ron Paul 2712
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