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[Slayerhero90]

I napped from nine-thirty AM to seven-thirty PM.

[AlleeCat]

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

[Sirus]

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

I knew it.

[Neonivek]

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

Pretty?

[Mr Space Cat]

I napped from nine-thirty AM to seven-thirty PM.

Dayum son, not even I would nap that much. Ten hours is just a bit too much for me. That's just flat out sleep.

the most I ever napped--at least when not sick as crap--was about six hours, though not consecutively. Took a nap, woke up for a bit, laid back down because groggy grumpy sleepy stuff, fell back asleep, repeat.

[AlleeCat]

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

Pretty?

;~;
A-are you saying I'm not p-pretty?

[Sirus]

Way to go, dude 

[Facekillz058]

This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't even know, I didn't read the last page.

[Xantalos]

Retcon powers activate!
And by that I mean I switched the definitions of a few words. Nothing really.

[misko27]

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

Pretty?

;~;
A-are you saying I'm not p-pretty?

No, your ladyship is most pretty.

Would human breast milk be vegan? It's taken with consent.

Women are people too!

No we aren't. We're horrible scary monsters in the guise of pretty things.

Pretty?

*Slaps across face with trout*

*Wallops face with Mullet*

[Flying Dice]

I have never seen someone slapped with a mullet before.

[AlleeCat]

Well I'm sure you could slap someone in the face if the back was long enough. Still, that's one long mullet.

[Frumple]

Nah, that's pretty easy. You just get a good grip on the legs and get some momentum going. Spin spinity spin, y'ken?

Admittedly it's more a violent bludgeoning at that point than a slap, but... whatever. You could stick them in one of those oversized foam hand things first, with a little hole in the palm so the mullet sticks out. Then wham! Permanent spinal damage.

[Xantalos]

Something about violence? How about you guys settle it with chess boxing?

[MaximumZero]

Something about violence? How about you guys settle it with chess boxing?

I have to get better at chess.