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[Lagslayer]

Mine said "blank is beautiful!"

[Ameablable]

Mine said "blank is beautiful!"

keep clicking it.

[Lagslayer]

Mine said "blank is beautiful!"

keep clicking it.

Same thing every time.

[RedWarrior0]

So some dude got his collection of Magic cards stolen. Here's the bit of the list before he gets to multiples-of.

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1x beta lotus MP+ $2,500
1x unlimited lotus SP+ $1,350
1x beta mox Sapphire mp $800
1x beta mox sapphire SP $950
1x beta mox jet SP $850
1x beta mox jet MP $650
1x beta mox ruby SP- $600
1x beta mox pearl mp $550
1x alpha time vault SP $750
1x beta mox emerald MP+ $600
1x beta Ancestral recall MP $750
1x beta time walk MP $650

I was tempted to cut the prices and let everyone who's not Bauglir wonder how much cash moneys in trading cards we're talking about here. But I included them so everyone can wonder why a trading card is worth as much as $2500 (Well, there actually are more)

[Lagslayer]

Hmm. Maybe I should 3d print some counterfeit magic cards...

[Tellemurius]

Jesus beta's and alpha's?

For cards that are out of print, first versions ever made and by all means are broken in rules, those are rare.

Hmm. Maybe I should 3d print some counterfeit magic cards...

I'll use the Holy Zippo of Revelations on those.

[Mr Space Cat]

Spoiler: Image of the sheet music (click to show/hide)

It includes a tempo marker that says "Rigatoni" and instructions to the player such as "remove cattle from stage".

"Saxes move downstage"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Spam"
"cool timpani with a small fan"

"Based on a Cro-Magnon skinning chant"
Those Cro-Magnons were hardcore, man.

[Slayerhero90]

Spoiler: Image of the sheet music (click to show/hide)

It includes a tempo marker that says "Rigatoni" and instructions to the player such as "remove cattle from stage".

"Saxes move downstage"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Spam"
"cool timpani with a small fan"

"Based on a Cro-Magnon skinning chant"
Those Cro-Magnons were hardcore, man.

My favorite is "Beethoven this ain't".

[Sirus]

Basically, the dude with the hat advertised himself. So well, in fact, that he's widely regarded as one of the best without doing much of note.

[RedWarrior0]

Also, the saying is that word of mouth is the best advertisement.

[kaenneth]

Also, the saying is that word of mouth is the best advertisement.

Tell that to Michael Douglas.

[Lightningfalcon]

I've never understood this XKCD:

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an someone please enlighten me?

Is it bad that I instinctively moused over the picture and sat there for ten seconds waiting for something to pop up?

Basically, the dude with the hat advertised himself. So well, in fact, that he's widely regarded as one of the best without doing much of note.

Ah.

Also, a ginger seal:

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Ahh, it's so cute without a soul.  Doesn't look like it'd survive long out in the wild thou. 

[Frumple]

... I keep wondering where that redheads have no soul thing originated, bleh. Wikipedia sheds no light, and my headache is too large to seek other sources of information.

Sad thing is I've actually heard someone say that dead serious before, in person. Was telling that to their kid even. Was too befuddled to say anything

[misko27]

Hmm, I've always had a thing for red-heads, so I always loudly denounce anyone who says something like that (for more the one reason).

... I keep wondering where that redheads have no soul thing originated, bleh. Wikipedia sheds no light, and my headache is too large to seek other sources of information.

Medieval Era, witches.

[Nadaka]

Plus they are often sexy as hell.