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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33105 on: June 03, 2013, 05:46:35 pm »

I've been looking into the documentation of our large appliances since we got a generator. I know my dad was in charge of buying them, both because he was (at the time) the dominant personality in my parents' relationship and because he was an HVAC salesman.
Every single appliance is in the bottom 10% for efficiency in it's category. The refrigerator takes the prize though, it's 4kWh away from being the top energy sucking model of it's size.



The question is, "do they have to check and see if anybody's in there before they compact the trash?" The answer here seems to have been "no they don't." I dunno. I could see a homeless person living in a dumpster.
It seems the judgement is only pertaining to checking for people who are hiding from police. If the guy was in there for some other reason(homeless, scavenging, etc) they might have found differently. Which seems kinda off as it implies that whether you have to make sure nobody's in there depends on the motives of the person who might be in there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33106 on: June 03, 2013, 05:57:00 pm »

A man who was very possibly high and wanting to shoplift hid from police in a dumpster. It was trash day.... He got compacted with the trash in the back of the garbage truck....

Eh, trash compaction sounded much worse than it was; all he got was a busted pelvis, busted ankle and a torn urethra, as opposed to complete smushing into chunky meatsauce. He even got compacted multiple times, and still came out pretty whole and unsmushed-into-pancakes. sure, the injuries require surgery and therapy, but it's better than getting gibbed into chunky salsa.

Props to him for getting to experience getting trash compaction first hand. Now he has a great ice breaker for parties.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33107 on: June 03, 2013, 05:58:49 pm »

A man who was very possibly high and wanting to shoplift hid from police in a dumpster. It was trash day.... He got compacted with the trash in the back of the garbage truck....

Eh, trash compaction sounded much worse than it was; all he got was a busted pelvis, busted ankle and a torn urethra, as opposed to complete smushing into chunky meatsauce. He even got compacted multiple times, and still came out pretty whole and unsmushed-into-pancakes. sure, the injuries require surgery and therapy, but it's better than getting gibbed into chunky salsa.

Props to him for getting to experience getting trash compaction first hand. Now he has a great ice breaker for parties.
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« Reply #33108 on: June 03, 2013, 06:07:45 pm »

I have found the ultimate warrior that will never lose. Can never lose.
Mario with Star Power.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33109 on: June 03, 2013, 06:12:43 pm »

Fall into a pit.
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« Reply #33110 on: June 03, 2013, 06:17:37 pm »

Your insolence will not be tolerated.
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« Reply #33111 on: June 03, 2013, 06:37:25 pm »

There is no better feeling than airblasting an ubered heavy off a cliff.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33112 on: June 03, 2013, 06:37:50 pm »

A+ certification is like computer for dummies!

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« Reply #33113 on: June 03, 2013, 06:41:26 pm »

A man who was very possibly high and wanting to shoplift hid from police in a dumpster. It was trash day.... He got compacted with the trash in the back of the garbage truck....

Eh, trash compaction sounded much worse than it was; all he got was a busted pelvis, busted ankle and a torn urethra, as opposed to complete smushing into chunky meatsauce. He even got compacted multiple times, and still came out pretty whole and unsmushed-into-pancakes. sure, the injuries require surgery and therapy, but it's better than getting gibbed into chunky salsa.

Props to him for getting to experience getting trash compaction first hand. Now he has a great ice breaker for parties.
But, butt...

Hollywood told me...

D:
A torn urethra? Ouch.


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« Reply #33114 on: June 03, 2013, 06:55:50 pm »

A+ certification is like computer for dummies!

It's a fair bit more advanced than that, but yes, it's mostly the stuff every end-user and help desk jockey should know.
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« Reply #33115 on: June 03, 2013, 06:57:30 pm »

A+ certification is like computer for dummies!
For people who are interested in computers, perhaps. IC3 is far more basic and seemed like a bit of a waste of time when my class had to try to pass it.
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« Reply #33116 on: June 03, 2013, 07:42:31 pm »

Accept that there is nothing invulnerable enough to withstand Cthulhu. You drop islands on the Things head man, and that only buys you time.
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« Reply #33117 on: June 03, 2013, 07:56:14 pm »

Accept that there is nothing invulnerable enough to withstand Cthulhu. You drop islands on the Things head man, and that only buys you time.
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« Reply #33118 on: June 03, 2013, 07:59:34 pm »

I have found the ultimate warrior that will never lose. Can never lose.
Mario with Star Power.
Accept that there is nothing invulnerable enough to withstand Cthulhu. You drop islands on the Things head man, and that only buys you time.
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Mario with Star Power is literally invincible and anything he jumps on is instakilled. He could solo Warhammer 40k given sufficient Star Power.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33119 on: June 03, 2013, 08:04:25 pm »

I have found the ultimate warrior that will never lose. Can never lose.
Mario with Star Power.
Accept that there is nothing invulnerable enough to withstand Cthulhu. You drop islands on the Things head man, and that only buys you time.
Mario with Star Power is literally invincible and anything he jumps on is instakilled. He could solo Warhammer 40k given sufficient Star Power.
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1. Stars run out,

2. He is vulnerable to pits and getting crushed. Tell me to my face Cthulhu couldn't crush him with a rock or bury him in the earth?
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