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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spoiler: Has the second amendment gone too far? (click to show/hide)

That is fucking ridiculous.

Quick, SalmonGod, say something about the entertainment industry and capitalism!

[Akura]

Riding my bike, and come to a busy intersection. I press the button to cross, although not in the direction I intend to cross, since there isn't a crossing signal in that direction, but having a moment where traffic stops long enough to cross is generally better than not.

Before the light changes, however, a guy I passed before that walks by, waltzes right into the intersection without looking, right as a car tries to turn. The car stops and honks at the guy(who is talking on his cell phone, by the way). After a few honks, the guy, still crossing very slowly, turns to the car and says "I have the right of way!"

[Truean]

Why yes Madam, I declined to represent your idiot son. He seems to have no interest in paying me and also it appears I haven't gotten any paperwork to review. I referred him to the bar association.

Why yes, it seems lovely that you're insulting me and going rather nuts on me. How lovely that you're gonna try to insult me and yes that's the profanity directed at me. Well yes I did hang up after you launched into a hate filled rant against me. Funny how it's cool for you to demand services from me but when I politely ask for some compensation that's horrid of me.... Yes your son still needs a lawyer and yes, that's not gonna be me.
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There ya go, go on and find you a big ole rainbow. And I don't know for sure if you can choke on that rainbow, but a part of me certainly hopes so.

[SalmonGod]

Spoiler: Has the second amendment gone too far? (click to show/hide)

That is fucking ridiculous.

Quick, SalmonGod, say something about the entertainment industry and capitalism!

Umm... I'm going to rip them apart with my bear hands, which I stole from that costume of hers?

[Mech#4]

Spoiler: Has the second amendment gone too far? (click to show/hide)

That is fucking ridiculous.

Quick, SalmonGod, say something about the entertainment industry and capitalism!

Umm... I'm going to rip them apart with my bear hands, which I stole from that costume of hers?

Seems like a bit of a hairy situation.

[Flying Dice]

Joss Whedon co-wrote Toy Story.

This explains so much.

[Lightningfalcon]

Spoiler: Has the second amendment gone too far? (click to show/hide)

Dear god how could she bear that?  Regular fur clothing is hot enough.

What kind of hot?

Because thanks to the internet's inability to display tones, and the fact people use some words to mean different things...

Temperature hot. 

[Slayerhero90]

I know this was on here a week or two ago, but...

[Pnx]

So one of my best friends while I was at the pool told me... Well I'm not exactly sure what she was trying to tell me.
Apparently she has some kind of ghost boyfriend that was an aquatic alien in a past life and she's having a wedding party to celebrate their wedding in their past life together...

I asked if this was a roleplay thing, but she told me this was something she believed deep down in the pit of her soul, and that this person had been haunting her for a long time now.

Oh, and apparently it's going to be a pokemon themed party.

[Sirus]

...Congratulations to them?

[Pnx]

...Congratulations to them?

I guess...

[Slayerhero90]

So one of my best friends while I was at the pool told me... Well I'm not exactly sure what she was trying to tell me.
Apparently she has some kind of ghost boyfriend that was an aquatic alien in a past life and she's having a wedding party to celebrate their wedding in their past life together...

I asked if this was a roleplay thing, but she told me this was something she believed deep down in the pit of her soul, and that this person had been haunting her for a long time now.

Oh, and apparently it's going to be a pokemon themed party.

This is... just- what?

...

Good for them.

[misko27]

Cool. Will there be Alcohol, or would that disturb his digestion? Regardless, tell her your friends from beyond the light that streams from your screen wanted to be the first to congratulate her.

[Sirus]

Huh. I could have sworn that the lamp near me came on, just for a brief instant. No sign of it coming back though, so probably just my imagination.

[Pnx]

Cool. Will there be Alcohol, or would that disturb his digestion? Regardless, tell her your friends from beyond the light that streams from your screen wanted to be the first to congratulate her.

I don't think he drinks alcohol, he's a ghost remember? Although I could be wrong, I haven't really asked for more details.