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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32910 on: May 30, 2013, 06:03:56 pm »

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."
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« Reply #32911 on: May 30, 2013, 06:06:33 pm »

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In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle.
What do they think he is? A flapper girl from the 1930s?
I've never read or watched Harry Potter but Harry trying to tempt an angel with his nude ankle is almost enough to make me.
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« Reply #32912 on: May 30, 2013, 06:09:23 pm »

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In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle.
What do they think he is? A flapper girl from the 1930s?
I've never read or watched Harry Potter but Harry trying to tempt an angel with his nude ankle is almost enough to make me.
Said angel is a douchebag pseudoNazi elitist douche and the ankle thing referenced is Harry taking his sock off, I think.
I find it funny how Dobby represents 'the evils of stem-cell research'.
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« Reply #32913 on: May 30, 2013, 06:18:58 pm »

The Internation Olympic Commitee is considering not having wrestling in the 2020 games. It was removed three months ago, but it made it onto a shortlist along with baseball/softball and squash to be put back in. That list of three was cut down from a list of eight, beating down things such as karate(they have judo in, so it kinda makes sense), wushu(same idea), wakeboarding, and rollersports.

WTF/rage because they're thinking of taking out what is essentially the iconic sport of the Olympic Games. WTF/happy because high-level people in several countries, including Iran, the US, and Russia(in particular, Putin) have stepped up for wrestling. WTF/WTF because it seems that Iran, the US, and Russia, usually bitter enemies at every turn, all agree that they would really like to watch men in skintight clothes grab each other.
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« Reply #32914 on: May 30, 2013, 06:19:02 pm »

I didn't get past the part about Voldemort being the trinity before my brain died.
Kinda' belated response, but I can actually see that, especially post resurrection. Bone of the father, is the son, was a spirit. Is rockin' the trinity a bit with that, sure.
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« Reply #32915 on: May 30, 2013, 06:20:07 pm »

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In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle.
What do they think he is? A flapper girl from the 1930s?
I've never read or watched Harry Potter but Harry trying to tempt an angel with his nude ankle is almost enough to make me.
Said angel is a douchebag pseudoNazi elitist douche and the ankle thing referenced is Harry taking his sock off, I think.
I find it funny how Dobby represents 'the evils of stem-cell research'.
My favorite parts are Vatican "forsaking Christ and siding with those who pull us into damnation" and "The phoenix, favorite symbols of freemasons like Hilary Clinton."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32916 on: May 30, 2013, 06:21:55 pm »

I'm not against it Akura, but when has wrestling been iconic of the olympics?
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« Reply #32917 on: May 30, 2013, 06:23:36 pm »

I'm not against it Akura, but when has wrestling been iconic of the olympics?
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« Reply #32918 on: May 30, 2013, 06:24:56 pm »

I'm not against it Akura, but when has wrestling been iconic of the olympics?
It was one of the original sports! On par with the dashes.
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« Reply #32919 on: May 30, 2013, 06:27:24 pm »

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Harry Potter, bearing the mark of the beast on his front, rejects it and it falls into his hands.
Conveniently forgetting that he got it when Voldemort tried to kill him for... no reason whatsoever.
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« Reply #32920 on: May 30, 2013, 06:27:59 pm »

There's a reason it's called "Greco-Roman wrestling" o-o
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« Reply #32921 on: May 30, 2013, 06:29:40 pm »

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Harry Potter, bearing the mark of the beast on his front, rejects it and it falls into his hands.
Conveniently forgetting that he got it when Voldemort tried to kill him for... no reason whatsoever.
Half-heard and misinterpereted prophecy?
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« Reply #32922 on: May 30, 2013, 06:32:15 pm »

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Harry Potter, bearing the mark of the beast on his front, rejects it and it falls into his hands.
Conveniently forgetting that he got it when Voldemort tried to kill him for... no reason whatsoever.
Well according to this person Harry is the son of the devil and Voldemort is god. 'cause, you know that makes SO much more sense.
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« Reply #32923 on: May 30, 2013, 06:32:49 pm »

Yeah, something like that. And yeah, it was, if a little bonkers, fairly well-written until
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In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle. In this way the Harry Potter books contribute to the hidden gay agenda.

I know it was quoted earlier, but they forgot the best part! I'd love to take the argument apart piece by piece, but I'm not going to bother.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32924 on: May 30, 2013, 06:38:55 pm »

Where in the book does Harry show off his ankle to an angry angel? I don't remember that at all.


Edit: I just read the first two paragraphs. Not to offend this poor guy, but this is hilarious.

Also, removed a stupid question. I misread some of the posts.
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